Cotton Eye Joe

The act of a man having his urethra swabbed by a qtip to test for S.T.D.s
Or just another name for S.T.D.s because you have to get the swabing.
Term made most famous by Sweedish tecno/folk/bluegrass band Rednex with there verson of the song Cotton Eye Joe in 1994. "If it hadnt been for cotton eye joe I'd been married a long time ago. Where did you come from where did you go?" "Where did you come from cotton eye joe?"
Since Rednex's release of there recording in 1994 the song and dance have been seen and heard in countless talent shows and school dances around the world. Song also featured on Kidz Bop childrens sing along cds.

If only they knew.

I went to the whore house and cotton eye joe caught a ride home with me.

Cotton Eye Joe by Johnny_Wayne January 20, 2010

Cotton Eyed Joe 

Is not an exhausting redneck dance, but in fact, a highly contagious STD.

"If it hadn't been for cotton eyed Joe, I'd been married a long time ago..."

Cotton Eyed Joe by S313xo June 14, 2009

drop a joe

To take a crap that is very noisy usually totally destroying the toilet bowl leaving clingers (pieces of shit that cling to the bowl, sometimes even the rim of the toilet where one would think that poo could never end up). Usually people outside of the bathroom, even in a totally different room can hear what is going on in there and make dirty faces.

"oh my God do you hear that. That is grose. He is dropping a major joe.

"He ate 4 borritos for lunch he is going to go drop a Joe some time soon. We need to leve ASAP if we don't want to get sick"

drop a joe by The A1 February 4, 2007

billy joe armstrong 

what stupid teenyboppers call green day's lead singer and guitarist even though his real name is billIE joe armstrong. with an IE! yes, it is pretty sad. normally accompanied by, IS A TOTAL SEXXX GAWD! or FUSE ROX!

teenybopper: OMG! I TOTALLY <3 BILLY JOE ARMSTRONG!
normal person: its billie joe, with an IE, glue sniffer. go listen to good charlotte or something.
teenybopper: COOL! JOEL MADDEN IS TOTALLY HAWT! DID U LIKE KNO THAT HE IS DATING HILARY DUFF?!
normal person: why are you still talking to me?

billy joe armstrong by TeenageLobotomy June 11, 2006

Sleepy joe 

A term used to describe joe Biden’s early onset of dementia, and slouched attitude.

Joe: “Wow, you know the thing, of that uh uh thing, I’m running for United States senate”.

Republican: “Sleepy joe (Biden) is at it again”.

Joe Biden: “come on, man!”

Sleepy joe by Bigskinnyfatboi28 October 16, 2020

camel joe 

a camel joe is a male version of the camel toe

omg gail jus told me that she seen a dude with a speedo so tight she seen his camel joe

camel joe by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 4, 2009

Papa Joe 

Rare, complete and utter bad ass, better than chuck Norris, often known as a drug kingpin, can do anything he desires, no regard to others, many have high respect for such a person. Hates complaints and bitches.
Lives a wild live, similar to a king.

Papa Joe will kick your ass.

Papa Joe by Peasantfallower January 11, 2012