Pooja Fart

The name of a character in a story a downy wrote. Pooja Fart is portrayed as a lump under the main characters carpet. In order to take up a big slot of lines in the story, downy wrote these two scentances several times in a row.

"Pooja Fart"
"Who-dya what?"

"man downy is a dipshit,he actually thought the story with the name "Pooja Fart" would be fine with the teacher"
"Wow, pooja fart is what downy thinks of?"

by connie chung December 6, 2006

poo poo fart

When you try to squeeze out a fart with great force but you end up shating yourself, usually catastrophically.

EX:

Dude, I had gas last night after dinner with Ashley and I ended up poo poo farting on my way home in the car, The dry cleaners had a hard time cleaning that shit.

by bob Sanders July 24, 2014

rotten-egg fart

A really REALLY bad smeeling fart that
contains a HUGE amount of hydrogen
sulfide, contained in the familiar and
noxious odor of the proteins breaking
down from bacterial growth within...
you guessed it, a rotting egg.

And boy! those are straight up nasty.

*POOOOT!*

Get the Air-Wick! This mother-fucker
just laid a rotten-egg fart in here!

by CDSmith1967 January 22, 2006

after-date fart

The thunderous release of gas that occurs immediately after you say goodnight to your date.

After I dropped off my date, I had a mad case of the after-date farts.

by Navin September 1, 2005

New Years Fart

–noun
1. A fart someone blasts an instant before the ball drops so that the fart exists in two calendar years.

Bill: Did you hear that Jeremy blasted a fart from 2010 to 2011?
Steve: Holy shit! For real?
Bill: Yeah, he started farting just before the ball dropped.
Steve: Ohhhhhh... a New Years Fart.
Bill: Of course... What'd you think I meant? He actually farted through 365 consecutive calendar days? You're such a dumbass.

by Beavis Comeavis December 31, 2010

Old Fart Pilates

A specialized genre of Pilates classes geared to older fitness conscious folks.

Well I’m off to Old Fart Pilates class, gotta keep this hardbody going!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019

Old Fart Life

A description of your life in old age once you have experienced a major medical event and everyone everywhere treats you as though you are fragile and on the edge of death.

My husband informed me last night as I hovered over him over something absurd that he could go just a little longer until he had to live totally inside “Old Fart Life” for the rest of his days, so I’ve decided to force myself to let up as much as I possibly can!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020