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Merciless bean god

A person who is really good at:

Guitar
Bass Guitar
Discord Managing
Blender Animating
Minecraft Building
Minecraft Coding
First Person Shooters
Photographer
Editor
Multi-Tasking
Minecraft Server Names
Running Minecraft Servers
Beating Minecraft
Making Music
Making Memes
Spreading Memes
Making People Laugh
Eating Beans
Pretty Much Everything

Things He's Bad At:
Excepting the truth.
Person: "Ow My Ears Hurt!"
Person 2: "Ow who is that?"
Person 3: "MY EARS ARE BLEEDINNGGG"
Minekai007: "Don't worry, that's just Merciless bean god being himself again :facepalm:"
by Hosted287 November 5, 2020
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God-abuser

Someone who is religious only for selfish reasons. Such as looking down on others, forgiveness for their future sins, justifying discrimination, hate crimes, and such.
He’s a God-abuser. He only joined that religion because he found out he could gamble.

That God-abuser said it was ok to do drugs because she was just gonna ask God for forgiveness on Sunday.

A God-abuser justifies hitting their spouse using the bible.
by I_caveman August 21, 2019
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plat god

that play looks like the one from plat god
by bananaschipmonk December 22, 2016
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The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)

A myth from the old ages of 9gag and the Dank-iverse, this divine being has enough dankness to turn every living organism into either Pepe, a banana, Doge, Da Boi, Sausage Girl, or my mom.
Moses smoked weed with The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)
by Proxy November 15, 2016
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Ness God

Finesse god, clever, sexy, charming, pulls women with effortless communication and body language accuracy.
"Damn bro, Tyler smashed Kayla and Jenny last night at the same time!? He just met them at the party last night"
"Dude is a total Ness God"
by TheKrispyDog May 12, 2021
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God state

Being able to manifest every detail on your reality. Having the confidence in knowing that everything will go your way, and anything that you want will "pop" into your existence right now.
I had an instant manifestation, I was in the God state.
by anonymous July 22, 2022
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