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Dick Cheese 

The substance created when the penis is uncleaned and the semen is dried up on the tip and combined with hooker saliva.

This substance gives off a very pungent smell of dick hair and your mom's old ass panties that were left behind the toilet to hide her shit stain from anyone to see.
"Jimmy your cock has alot of dick cheese on it, were you fuckin hookers???!?!?!"
Dick Cheese by Frog123123123 January 4, 2016
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Nigga Cheese 

A phrase used to fill a void in any conversation seamlessly; or a general term to describe some nigga cheese shit
"Bro, guess what? What bro? IDK, Nigga Cheese."
Nigga Cheese by Joe_Mama_69 September 12, 2019

Boston grilled cheese 

Oral sex performed on a man. A blow job.

Popularized by Meredith Goldstein of the Boston Globe in one of her Love Letters columns.
Jordan just said that if I wanted sex I had to make him a Boston grilled cheese.

Spicy Jack Cheese Wedges 

I'll never stop eating these no matter how unhealthy they are. They're just that good.
I've eaten 28 Spicy Jack Cheese Wedges in one sitting before when I was 15.

Bagel with cream cheese 

5 or more men cum on a bagel. The last person to cum has to eat it.
Bobby:"I can't believe I had to eat the bagel with cream cheese."

Max:"It's all in the practice."

Oh daddy, I beg you, not the cheese

Oh daddy, I beg you, not the cheese
You really thought to u’d get an idea of how to use Oh daddy, I beg you, not the cheese? Ha. I will leave that to your imagination.

Greek Cheese 

#1 A douchebag of Greek descent whose douchebaggery is so pronounced that it causes the offender to smell like cheese. This offensive dairy aroma should serve to warn others that conversations with this person will lead to the desire to bang your head against a brick wall.

#2 A greasy, unsnipped foreigner who trains dogs, and pounds unsuspecting ladies in the ass, or, on occasion pounds unsuspecting dogs in the ass

#3 A tasty addition to any salad
Ugh...Greek Cheese is talking about sharp/shy dogs again. I bet he likes sharp/shy ass pounding
Greek Cheese by SPP Mafia March 26, 2009