sloppy cocked

When you are so drunk that you are unable to get it up nor do you have the motivation to try.

I brought this fine bitch home from the bar last night but I was too sloppy cocked to close the deal.

by Geoff, Bitches August 22, 2008

cock flag

Either the whole sheet(s) or remnants of T.P. left dangling from one's manpole after wiping one's manjuice from oneself.

As my wife sat on the terlet post love-making, I proudly waved my cock flag in her face and declared my happiness.

by In honor of Ted V. September 10, 2007

Cock Hog

A cock hog is a woman that wants all the cock to herself. It doesn’t necessarily need to in a orgy style fashion, although she certainly would want to dominate in that scenario as well. Sometimes it can be a matter of just not letting another woman get the attention of a man.

Daisy is a real cock hog. She fucked Ricky at the party the other night and then blew Jimmy cause she was jealous he was flirting with another woman. She wants all the attention to herself.

by Bald Boy May 21, 2021

Kayla Cock

Kayla loves sucking gay dick be careful you might get scratched she has braces.

Kayla Cock sucks

by mrclucker March 12, 2020

Birthday Cock

The act of recieveing a cock as a gift on one's birthday.

My birthday was awesome, I got a Birthday Cock from Alex all tied up in a bow.

by Helpful_Vaporeon November 29, 2017

hot cocked

The act of eating a hot pepper before giving a blow job. When said cock is exposed to air, depending on the heat intensity of the consumed pepper, it begins to heat up, sometimes painfully hot.

My girlfriend totally hot cocked me last night! I had to put my dick in milk for ten minutes.

by Chuck215 April 22, 2014

Cock sucker

1. A women who is known for giving good head
2. The police

1. I heard she a good cock sucker
2. Officer: license please
Citizen: sure thing you cock sucker

by 1withherb23 November 19, 2016