Hipster Pissed

When you discover something new, usually a song or band, then all of a sudden the whole world knows about it and you get upset because it was your original find.

You find a song on YouTube, for example "I Love It" by Icona Pop, then you tell your friend to look it up because it's fucking awesome. A week later this song that you're proud of finding and you think no one else knows about is one the radio and everyone is singing it. You are now hipster pissed!

by Roxanne Roth Walker August 26, 2013

Midnight piss

Verb: a piss in the toilet late at night, without flushing

Richard took a midnight piss when he woke up to his parents "wrestling" in the other room

by The parent wrestler July 17, 2021

piss painter

One who pisses with paint

That piss painter is really making a mess of this canvas.

by drfreeman75 May 19, 2019

Rest In Piss

If God is real he's roasting in he'll forever Sam.

Hym "Another day. Another dead shit-lib. Rest in Piss Michael Brookes."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2024

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by shit post May 30, 2022

Decoy pissing

Walking up to a urinal in a high school bathroom and acting like you’re pissing so you don’t get caught hitting your pen/nic

“Haha he’s decoy pissing so the dean doesn’t catch him rippin his nic”

by BigPat710 December 9, 2021

Piss Blotch

The dried urine stains usually found on a toilet seat bathroom wall.

Someone missed so bad there was piss blotch all over the seat. Those bathrooms haven’t been cleaned in ages, there’s probably piss blotch all over the floor.

by Penile Fortuity September 18, 2019