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Cuffin a Muffin

When you date or marry a fat bitch and they are built like a muffin
“Yo Brad, I can’t believe you are cuffin a muffin I didn't know you liked them like that

“Yeah Greg I like them with a little mass with the ass if you know what I mean
by DICK-tionary December 8, 2024
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Cuffin a Muffin

When you date or marry a fat bitch and they are built like a muffin
“Yo Brad, I can’t believe you are cuffin a muffin I didn't know you liked them like that

“Yeah Greg I like them with a little mass with the ass if you know what I mean
by DICK-tionary December 8, 2024
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take my muffin

its basically an analogy for take my or take their or take whatevers virginity
sam: wow yesterday i paid some random girl to take my muffin, yippee!
by Crinklesnoop Hater January 26, 2025
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Frosted Chocolate Muffin

The act of excreting feces on a woman's vagina then jizzing on the feces
"Last night, John gave me a Frosted Chocolate Muffin. Now I smell terrible!"

"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"

"You're really not getting this are you?"
by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025
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Cut the Muff

In short, to cut off poor quality audio.

To "cut" something means to remove or eliminate it and "muff" is short for muffle or muffled. In this case it is in reference to audio.

The idiom "Cut the Muff" is an amusing way to tell someone that their mic or audio output is muffled or unclear.
"Very muffley, very cutty. Cutty muff. Cut the muff." - Timmaaay (Obsolete Punx)
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Canadian Corn Muffin

The Canadian Corn Muffin is when you ejaculate in your partners anus then pour jiffy corn muffin mix inside and mix it around with your semi-limp penis until a a thickened consistency is achieved. The next morning your partner will poop corn muffins.
Wow! These Canadian corn muffins are a great way to start the day!
by TheBiggestMuffinMan March 3, 2026
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Go south on a dirty muff

When things just get really bad...
I was talking to a 10, when her 1.5 of a friend came over and cockblocked me...from there things would pretty much go south on a dirty muff...
by SELNC January 20, 2020
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