zebra

In medicine, a common disease presenting with unusual symptoms. Also applies to a patient with symptoms common to several diseases in which the first diagnosis is of a rare or obscure disease, when the truth is a more mundane disorder.

The term was popularised by Scrubs.

Derived from the axiom "When you hear hoofbeats, think 'horses', not 'zebras'.

If a patient presents with vomiting, dairrhoea, and fever, West Nile Virus is a zebra; they're more likely to have enteropathogenic E. coli infection.

by Rhodoferax October 24, 2008

Zebra

After having sexual intercourse and or receving a blow job with woman or man you must procede to rocket semen all over their body. Soon afterwards you will be looking at a real life zebra. Can only be performed on people with dark skin.

I stuck my peen into LaQuisha and then after words I turned her into a zebra.

by poopieweinerhole November 21, 2011

zebra

when a woman is having a baby, she poops on the table, and the baby slides out on the poop creating a stripe going down their back

(nurse): "Oh no Doctor, we have a zebra on our hands!"

by Shimbot June 24, 2007

zepha

A fart(n) or to fart(v) Usually, a zepha is particularly atrocious and could be considered a crime against humanity.

a zephyr is a light breeze making a zepha a fart

Example: Dude, Steve let a zepha in the elevator and gagged everyone inside. He made babies cry and a nun ask God why he had forsaken her!

by Bryan Putnam April 15, 2008

Zeratanus

A person who is cynical, has long hair, and likes foreign women IE someone better than the rest.

Dude, You are a Zeratanus tonight!

by iwishiwashere December 14, 2008

Zebra

Striped horse.

Hey look at that striped horse
That's a zebra

by It's me... January 17, 2017

confused zebra

Someone who is half black and half white and thinks they are only black, forgetting about there other half.

Look at this confused zebra.

by water bottle. March 5, 2009