The year 2020

When you mess up everything and the world messes up with you but when you advance towards 2021, you realize, at least it was a year.

Eric: Aw gad my test was a catastrophe I messed up hard the whole time was the year 2020.
Ashley: Well, 2021's on the way...

by MadmanMadmaxManiac June 9, 2021

Chick Years

The number of years a woman over the age of 30 appears to be relative to her actual age... signified by age lines and a marked decline in willingness to do anything resembling fun. Generally a ratio of 3:1 over actual age. (Ex.: 35 actual years old equals about 105 chick years)

Dude 1: "Hey, brah... how old is your girl's friend there? She's hot!"

Dude 2: "She's 36"

Dude 1: "Oh, fuck that... That's like 108 in chick years..."

Dude 2: "Word."

by All Around Good Dude May 20, 2015

not in a million years

Used to emphasize that something is impossible or very unlikely to happen

PERSON 1: Please don't leave me
PERSON 2: I won't. Not in a million years

by x_Acey January 12, 2020

Year Thirteens

• A term used to describe those completing their final year of school in the British Educational system
• Have a superiority complex due to their age and use this to justify being absolute #dickheads
• Not Grace even though she wishes that she was

“You see that #yute sat at the year thirteens’ table?”
“I know, what a suck up. When is she going to recognise her inferiority?”
“Rachel is the only sound one, the rest are #gitty #shits”

by Humdogg June 3, 2018

Anal year

The length of time in between your girl giving up the booty hole

Christina’s anal year is 354 days .

by Adultie September 7, 2019

Year 7

Retarded little cunts-I'm ashamed to be one in 3 months! =(

Little pricks who say words like;
Sick
Barlin'
Peng
Bang

They also have shit made up names(when they're the chav ones) like;
Liteeshia...pronounciation...how?
Keegeeeeeeeenuuuuuanana...WTF!
Preciously...a word with 'ly'? wtf.

Year 7's have no rights to be in there schools! They have too many fights with older people and loose. e.g.

Keegeuana: Nar, that prick in year 9's gonna be barlin' when i is done wid 'im!
Year 9: I don't even know why I bother! Look at the chav, getting a brick to hit me with.
Year 7's: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
(2 seconds later the year 9 goes home)
Keegeuana:*crying/barling Nar wot da fuuuk he hit me for?!

Neeidamailian:Your trackies are sicckkkk mate were did u get them?!
Keegeuana:Yeah they are mint.
made-wid-no-condom: Got them from primark 20p. i saw 'em nd fought'dey r peng!' so i got 'em, but na i got no money init.


Classroom!
Teacher:*mumbles* Fuck year 7's!
Teacher: Right class! We're going to be-
*Year 7 plays music on phone*
*Whole class sing along-as its 'Blackout Crew' and all chavs know them!
*Teachers kills himself after saying 'Year 7's NEED puberty, i cant stannd their voices!...boys...GROW SOME BALLS!'

by Cait Lynch April 5, 2009

3 years

he's gotta wait 3 years, smh

Boy: when can we fuck
girl: 3 years ;)

by dumb_bitch69 June 27, 2020