Wonk

Wonk - past tense of wink.

He wonk his eye at me.

by Pickledpig Tweet July 21, 2018

wonkey donkey

when you have bent dick

angus has a really big wonkey donkey

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

wonky willy

The most wretched of penises, especially one without foreskin. It describes the limp physical trait of a penis that has no hope for erection. Also known as “over-ripe banana”, “prickley pickle”, and “squirm worm”.

“Dude, the girl last night looked like my ass had a shit baby, it gave me a fuckin wonky willy.

by Hary Peenus November 27, 2018

Wonky

When someone is a out of it even though they aren’t under the influence diagnosed with the wonks

Mia: the colors of the stars are so bright tonight... I can see it in your eyes

Me: yea mia’s extra wonky tonight 🙄

by dirtyrupees December 3, 2018

Wonkler

A person who has a stick up their bootayye. They crash all parties and kill fun.

You see that wonkler?

Yaaa THAT explains why the party is GARBAGE

by Toasted thumbnails December 30, 2018

Wonkey Donkey

When you’re having sex in a sideways position for a long time and you pull out and your penis is off to the side. It can also refer to having sex and getting stuck together.

A wonkey donkey can also refer to a person who is not very bright and a little off.

I was fucking Noel from her left side and pulled out to find my dick had gone all wonkey donkey.

Mandy and Lauren were fucking from behind and got stuck like a wonkey donkey.

Autumn couldn’t believe Katie was acting so embarrassing and acting like a wonkey donkey at the bar.

by SoHa19 March 2, 2019

Wonkadonk

Something a lil kinky

But you have to guess what they mean

Hey babe wanna wonkadonk tonight ;)

by HeHa¯\_(ツ)_/¯ July 26, 2019