by Brice Thomas/Sean Turner August 05, 2018
A slang term referring to the male sexual organ, specifically used in the context of self-pleasuring.
by VALIS_GOOSE February 26, 2009
When a gentlemen stretches his nut sack in the shape of a bowl and it's filled with beer, liquor, water, juice, etc. and his partner drinks the contents of the nut sack.
I got a good buzz last night when Brian gave me a Thirsty Squirrel of whiskey. He has a big nut sack.
by Ginger Bear September 05, 2018
by Gian Luca’s March 10, 2018
More badass than a regular squirrel, a Yosemite squirrel is the Alex Honnold of the squirrel kingdom. It climbs mountains, drinks beer, and snatches food out of unsuspecting hands.
(Squirrel on top of half dome snatching lunches)
Adrian: How did that squirrel get up here?
Me: it’s a Yosemite squirrel. It does what it wants.
Adrian: How did that squirrel get up here?
Me: it’s a Yosemite squirrel. It does what it wants.
by emvyous July 02, 2020
The sensual act of fervently secreting a significant number of walnuts into some tramp's chocolate starfish. Once packed tightly, place both hands on each rump and crush each cheek together to persistently excrete the now shelled walnuts into your open mouth.
Keith's walnut cracker had broken. He was sad. He found a tramp at the local bar who was willing to let him squirrel a large number of walnuts in her ass in order to get his fill of the Tallahessee Squirrel
by ivorwindybottom December 21, 2012
by materialsquirrel April 30, 2022