fag wallet

Insult: A fag wallet is typically used to describe a straight person acting gay or adorning fashion item's typically thought of as gay or homosexual

guy 1 "nice emo pants fag wallet"

guy 2 "theyre not emo they're cool"

by Jordan a from canada February 26, 2008

bum wallet

a bum wallet is the sack that a homeless person might be carrying filled with cans they picked up off the side of the road.

i saw a man riding his bike and he had his bum wallet in his basket on the front.

by metalfabber May 7, 2010

Ass Wallet

1. Someone who takes everything to say into mind (ass) and stores it for later use against you.

2. A random insult.

Jennifer -- Yeah, well I'm not the one who told you I have some weird dead cat fetish!

Bruce -- I told you that in private! God, you can be such an ass wallet sometimes!

by IAmElScorcho June 10, 2011

Prison wallet poop

When you don't have to poop, but you sit down and strain and force it. Like when you have to poop out contraband in the clink, you gotta strain and push

I knew I should shit before a night out, so I sat down for a prison wallet poop.

by elkenstein December 31, 2019

Gamer's Wallet

When the gamer receives a notification their debit card will not process the payment as a result of spending all money on the steam sale.

Son: "Mum, my debit card won't work!"

Mother: "But son you've bought 122 steam games - you have Gamer's Wallet!"

by Andybl June 27, 2011

Wallet Lizard

A negro that jumps people

I just got jumped by a wallet lizard.

by BertAlbert January 15, 2008

M$ Meat Wallet

The term used to define a Microsoft Fan boy Consultant, who patronizes you into thinking he is not insulting your intelligence, but really helping a situation he screwed up in the first place.

"Jim, our consultant just sent us an email back after our thirty page report, and commented that the report is vague on the details of the issue with the Micro$oft product, our consultant is nothing more that a M$ Meat Wallet!"

by AgentOrangeSkies August 22, 2006