Uncle Tam

A Scotsman who will do anything to stay in good standing with "the English man" including betray his own people

Today’s Uncle Tam doesn’t wear a kilt or carry a claymore. This modern, twenty first century Uncle Tam'as now often wears a suit and tie. He’s usually well-dressed and well-educated. He’s often the personification of culture and refinement. The twenty first century Uncle Tam'as sometimes speaks with an Oxford or Cambridge accent. Sometimes he is known as Sir or Lord. This new Uncle Tam'as is a professional Jock —by that I mean his profession is being a Jock for the English man.

by neil1pat March 2, 2019

Ass-ramming-unclefucker

One who fucks his uncle (and others) in the ass.

You are such an Ass-ramming-unclefucker

by Fjell February 17, 2008

UNCLE ALBERT

Old sea dog off the hit comedy, 'Only Fools and Horses.' Most famous for continuously talking about his adventures in WW2, even though he's told them a million times before ( especially to his nephews Delboy and Rodney. )

Delboy, "This better not be another story about your adventures in the war?"
Uncle Albert, " I wasn't gonna you bloody little know it all. During the 1939 to 1945 conflict with Germany..."

by G Duffin June 22, 2006

uncle dad

Someone who is usually married to Aunt Mom, and related to cousin Grandma. Incest is usually cited for this phenomenon.

Kid in School: "Man, little Jimmy looks like a mongloid. He has seven fingers and three toes on each of his flipper feet. I hear his family tree doesn't fork."

Girl in school: "That's not funny. His Aunt Mom and Uncle Dad love him very much."

by Ezekiel Calhoun December 4, 2010

Uncle Sugar

Uncle Sugar is a combination of Uncle Sam & Sugar Daddy, combined to refer to the generosity of the United States federal government in bestowing money and benefits on citizens. The usage of the term was reported widely when Mike Huckabee said it during a prominent meeting in January 2014, and his comments received widespread condemnation.

"And if the Democrats want to insult the women of America by making them believe that they are helpless without Uncle Sugar coming in and providing for them a prescription each month for birth control because they cannot control their libido or their reproductive system without the help of the government, then so be it, let us take that discussion all across America because women are far more than the Democrats have played them to be." - Mike Huckabee, speaking at the Republican National Committee winter meeting, January 23, 2014.

by geoffreyt January 25, 2014

uncle fester

a method of smoking marijuana using an ice mold (saucepan, or dutch oven work best) to chill a glass into which a blunt or joint is shotgunned until the smoke collects and appears to be milky white or tan at the bottom of the glass, then "drink" (breathe in) the smoke

Who used the last clean pot to make the uncle fester?

by 42VB May 11, 2006

Bob's your uncle

All will be well or simple as that.

You go and ask for the job -- and he remembers your name -- and Bob's your uncle.

by Brian August 26, 2003