You have to get over the "sparkles in sunlight means not a real vampire" obsession and look past the lameocity of the story line. Really the vampire thing is just for a climax.
Teenage girl's who want to save themselves for marriage need to get off too.
It doesn't matter how cliche it ends up being on the teenage romance junky story line, there's a few crucial less failure points. Oh doesn't it make the teenage virgins go wild. Why are your panties getting wet? You've got orgasm.
Almost completely not cliche themes:
1. The average love-struck teenager novel ends up being the "I love you, I'd do anything for you, I will even refrain from cheating on you" reaction: want to vomit up ravioli. Twilight puts a twist to the average teenage romance "I love you, I'd do anything for you, I will even refrain from peircing you with my teeth and sucking your blood till there is only a suringe full left then I will shoot it up and stay high off you till my eye's turn black again. Reaction: triggers minor acid reflex, still tastes better than ravioli vomit.
Teenage girl's who want to save themselves for marriage need to get off too.
It doesn't matter how cliche it ends up being on the teenage romance junky story line, there's a few crucial less failure points. Oh doesn't it make the teenage virgins go wild. Why are your panties getting wet? You've got orgasm.
Almost completely not cliche themes:
1. The average love-struck teenager novel ends up being the "I love you, I'd do anything for you, I will even refrain from cheating on you" reaction: want to vomit up ravioli. Twilight puts a twist to the average teenage romance "I love you, I'd do anything for you, I will even refrain from peircing you with my teeth and sucking your blood till there is only a suringe full left then I will shoot it up and stay high off you till my eye's turn black again. Reaction: triggers minor acid reflex, still tastes better than ravioli vomit.
2. Other teenage love-triangle novels use terms such as "I'm going to shoot your boyfriend in the head to earn your love. Friggen Loser I'll beat him. Let's have babies."
Twilight's Twist: "I'm going to rip off your boyfriend's head with my teeth and continue to mouth rape his stone flesh until he is in a few major pieces then insert them into the bon-fire as my tribe tells stories of our ancestor's doing the same to the other bastards of his clan. All to earn your love. Friggen Lice I'll treat him. Let's have puppies."
3. When the average girl wants to lose her virginity to her first boyfriend little preparation involved shaved legs, new allegedly sexy scent here and there then she lays down on the bed and finally lets him in between her legs "I just stole my sister's birth control *wink wink*" all he has to say is "Are you sure? I don't want to take advantage of you. You're positive? Okay."
Twilight Version: When a Twilighted girl wants to lose her virginity to her first boyfriend she has to be coniving and convincing to seduce him. Maybe a little papercut here or a bloody popped zit there. "I just started my period wanna taste *wink wink*?" But all he's ever interested in is souls. "I've killed people so if I want to have any chance of getting into Heaven I need to save myself until marriage."
These non-failure, hardly cliche at all themes and many more can be found in 700 out of 3,000 pages of the Twilight Saga.
Twilight's Twist: "I'm going to rip off your boyfriend's head with my teeth and continue to mouth rape his stone flesh until he is in a few major pieces then insert them into the bon-fire as my tribe tells stories of our ancestor's doing the same to the other bastards of his clan. All to earn your love. Friggen Lice I'll treat him. Let's have puppies."
3. When the average girl wants to lose her virginity to her first boyfriend little preparation involved shaved legs, new allegedly sexy scent here and there then she lays down on the bed and finally lets him in between her legs "I just stole my sister's birth control *wink wink*" all he has to say is "Are you sure? I don't want to take advantage of you. You're positive? Okay."
Twilight Version: When a Twilighted girl wants to lose her virginity to her first boyfriend she has to be coniving and convincing to seduce him. Maybe a little papercut here or a bloody popped zit there. "I just started my period wanna taste *wink wink*?" But all he's ever interested in is souls. "I've killed people so if I want to have any chance of getting into Heaven I need to save myself until marriage."
These non-failure, hardly cliche at all themes and many more can be found in 700 out of 3,000 pages of the Twilight Saga.
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twilightcancer is a form of cancer contracted by high exposure to the toxic waste known as twilight. Also can be contracted by watching the movie and standing within 100 mile radius of the author of the piece of shit book and can be contracted from having intercoarse with the author or anyone who has it, it is both a cancer and a STD. can also be used as a adjective
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jim: last night, i had sex with linda.
bob: you do know she had twilightcancer right?
jim: fuck.
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bill: i love twilight
steve: fucking twilightcancer
jim: last night, i had sex with linda.
bob: you do know she had twilightcancer right?
jim: fuck.
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by 0mg toxic February 8, 2009
Get the twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser) mug.GAY. Twilight is about some emo chick who falls in love with a gray gay vampire... he, I think likes it in the butt.... Stephanie Myer ( or whatever ) is stupid and most of the books are describing his details about his gray skin and shit, what the hell.... like seriously she seems in love with some gay vampire she made up...
dude 1: have you read twilight?
dude 2: NO, its fuckin gay its about some gayy vampire
dude 1: oh thank god i didnt read it!
dude 2: NO, its fuckin gay its about some gayy vampire
dude 1: oh thank god i didnt read it!
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Get the Twilight Lexicon mug.1) The pretty time between night and day.
2) A book, you may or may not care about, about sparkly vampires and a brunette who wants to be one. There may be some werewolves thrown in it somewhere.
3) The object of many Teeny boppers affections.
2) A book, you may or may not care about, about sparkly vampires and a brunette who wants to be one. There may be some werewolves thrown in it somewhere.
3) The object of many Teeny boppers affections.
1) Twilight is a pretty time of day.
2) WTF? This Twilight book makes no sense!
3) OMG!!! Twilight makes so much sense to me!
2) WTF? This Twilight book makes no sense!
3) OMG!!! Twilight makes so much sense to me!
by skunkpit September 15, 2009
Get the Twilight mug.any fan of twilight (preferably a girl) who flaunts her love of twilight like a 10 cent hooker.* although reasons for such whore status are unknown, some theories include:
~ to get attention
~ because her friends think its cool
~ because she has no life
*not to be confused with a TRUE twilighter.
~ to get attention
~ because her friends think its cool
~ because she has no life
*not to be confused with a TRUE twilighter.
Twilighter One: Ugh that girl has been wearing that Edward shirt for the past two months. Doesn't she shower?
Twilighter Two: Oh she's a twilight whore. Her and the others haven't showered since they first saw the movie.
Twilighter One: Is that healthy?
Twilighter Two: Not at all.
Twilighter Two: Oh she's a twilight whore. Her and the others haven't showered since they first saw the movie.
Twilighter One: Is that healthy?
Twilighter Two: Not at all.
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