all tweet no meat

adj. Describes a person on twitter who is often insincere, often either by outright lying to or misleading other people on twitter...
They can do especially this by expressing more bravado via tweet than they actually have.

{Analysis of Word}
It stems from the phrase "all talk no walk", except that meat refers largely to something of substance in general, as well as, (more specifically) the dick...
Funnily enough, because "A man's substance is largely his dick" (NA), a greater solidity of meaning is given to this double-entendre, (meat).

I thought Tyler was an "all tweet no meat" kind'a guy, but he actually wasn't being as deceitful as I thought he was...
unless he's so deceiving that he tricked me into believing this very thing.

by Not ARealGuy April 16, 2014

Viral Tweet

A "tweet" is a slang term to describe what people do on twitter when they post a message of text to their profile. If lucky enough their tweet could go viral, just like this tweet.

Damn, did you see Jeff's Viral tweet? he posted a screenshot of an urban dictionary definition he made up and is now viral.

by Jeffifunnyy April 5, 2019

Insta-tweet-face

When your stuck on your social media for hours and frozen in time. Not even hearing or seeing anything around you.

Insta-tweet-face-

How was your date? Idk... she was. instatweetfaced the whole time!

by Sarah Tennis- Tracy Ca July 6, 2019

Sneak Tweet

When you're tweeting about something without explicitly saying what it is you're talking about. Similar to a sneak diss in usage, but not normally used to talk shit.

Jeff: You see how Jamie was sneak tweetin about the party on Saturday?
John: Shit is wild, man thinks he's a secret agent but he can't keep it down to save his life.

by O. P. November 12, 2020

louis tweeted

BEST DAY EVER. when the sassmaster of doncaster tweets everyone goes wild!!!! the gays come out of hiding and try to get his attention!! always tweets never posts a selfie, but always makes us happy

Louis:Hope everyone’s doing alright!!
Us: OMG LOUIS TWEETED
Us: LOUIS POST A SELFIE

Louis: *never does*

by yourfavcheerleader March 31, 2021

smeet tweet

When someone with a small sends a picture of their junk to a unsuspecting female.

Girl A- "I can't believe Garrett send me a picture of his penis! "

Girl B- " GARRETT sent you a dick pick, "

Girl A- " Nah girl! He sent me a smeet tweet! "

by Monkeybutteod September 23, 2021

thank you for your tweet

Sarcastic. Told when someone interrupts the discussion with irrelevant things.

Alice: We should put on a deadline for this project.
Brad: Deadlines don't work on me though.
Alice: Then we're never gonna finish this then!
Brad: I'll help, it's just the deadline is just gonna make things worse.
Jessica: BTW, I bumped into my nephew yesterday, it was really cute.
Brad: ???
Alice: ... thank you for your tweet.

by AI AWM October 30, 2019