Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.
Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.
by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015
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Tune Muser

A person he wathces endless caroons such as Spongbob, speed racer, simpsons, family guy, etc.
This guy is a real tune muser. Get you headt out of Meg Griffin's butt.
by NJ Dude February 06, 2013
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tune wagon

The latest NOW CD is an also lite tune wagon!
by Phurl October 14, 2019
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Tuning Oil

Used in southern Appalachia to describe white liquor (moonshine), because the shine will get you "tuned in"!
Give me a horn of that tuning oil, man!
by Da Big Ragu March 11, 2024
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Out of tune person

Beginner musicians who aren't that good at playing any instruments yet
Boy: "oh man, I turned my guitar yesterday but it still sounds bad"
Boy nr 2: "maybe it's because you're a out of tune person "
by Myampisbroken April 23, 2020
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Tune-Fuck

The act of tuning the strings of a guitar so tight or so low that it's not only an annoyance for the guitarist to tune back and/or may cause the strings to be damaged
Well man, you stole his drum gells, so I Tune-Fucked your guitar to get back at your for it
by Pale Horseman May 07, 2015
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tune the meat whistle

While sucking a dick, you place three fingers on top of the shaft and tap alternately like your playing a flute
This chick was giving me head and tapping her fingers. I exclaimed, you really know how to tune the meat whistle
by Cumuppance September 05, 2021
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