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Trouser custard

Similar to: semen stain or jizz puddle, Trouser custard refers to any and all viscous, opaque fluid in an elegant and delicate manner.
- when we shook hands I could feel his trouser custard squelch out between our hands

- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!
by Bitch as monkeys June 18, 2025
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Trouser Hoagie

Slang term for dick, cock, penis, wang, etc.
"Dots walked up to a bitty in Hoagie-Way, and pulled out his trouser hoagie, and smacked that nig in her face."
by Döts~ October 24, 2009
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trouser jousting

Exactly what it sounds like. Two guys running at each other with erections in hand. The first one to fall, loses. Similar in play to a game of chicken.
Billy and Jamie were trouser jousting at the party. Everyone thought Billy's would be bigger, but Jamie won!
by NotTallJ May 3, 2023
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Trouser Steak Delight

As a man; when, you put A1 sauce on your cock.
Sally wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I crammed a trouser steak delight right in her mouth!
by TheWiseGuy369 August 26, 2025
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Ménage à trousers

Ménage à trousers is lesbians having a threesome with every pair of pants in the male apparel section of sears
Kaitlyn: Stacy, I think I’m ready to add a third person into the mix..I’m ready for a ménage à trousers
Stacy: OK I’ll call Melanie and I’ve already googled where the nearest sears is
by karen giles February 17, 2018
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Trouser wank

When a girl or guy feels up a guys dick through is trousers
How far have you gone?”
“I gave Jack a trouser wank
by Penis_nose August 26, 2019
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