Top Definition

Penis

Person 1: I like sucking top definition
Person 2: gay

I bet you like lemon cum, lemon shoveling, waterlemoan, and wood staffing

by Thicc Yeet October 29, 2019

welly top

n. similie. A vaginal orofice as large and loose as a rubber wellington boot opening. See also clown's pocket, wizard's sleeve

"It was like throwing a stick down an alleyway, her muff was like a welly top"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

Top Gun

From the Tom Cruise movie of fame, "Top Gun" can be used as a passive-aggressive derogatory term for someone who thinks they're cool, tough, or otherwise competent. It is to be used along the same sarcastic lines as "boss," "chief," "ace," "big guy," "player," etc., except Top Gun is most effective when dealing with someone either in a fast car, or wearing Ray-Ban sunglasses.

"Hey, way to signal there, Top Gun!"

by Shintrizzla December 5, 2003

Top 40

A Pathetic waste of TV and Radio space as its dictating what is cool

top 40 is dictating what is cool- well fuck you cos im not gunna fall for what you dictate what is cool your a pathetic lil cunt.

by Brother Number One July 5, 2005

top bipolar

Person in highest position of power, in government or business, whose mood swings cause great havoc on the economy and the life of large number of people.

Typical of the entertainment industry and oil rich third world countries.

What´s the programming strategy for next season? Dunno... depends on our top bipolar executive.
Why the economy of rich oil countries sucks so absurdly? Oh... they always manage to elect top bipolar presidents.

by rperazag May 4, 2010

top crack

The art of wiping the top of your ass crack with the backside of your thumb and smelling it.

Yo, my top crack is mad good today!

by Justin22 September 8, 2006

bridge-top

the top/pinnacle of any bridge in the world. not to be confused with the flat part of the bridge. On a suspension bridge this would be the top of the vertical suspenders (things on the side).

"Dude, check that eagle out!"

"Oh, you mean the one on the bridge-top?"

"yeah!"

by Jimmy Jackon October 8, 2011