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wisconsin tooth smasher 

When a broad gives a blowjob to a man who has a large prince albert piercing he gives her a german nose hose then pull out and slaps her in the mouth knocking out as many teeth as possible and finish by saying make me some eggs bitch. The whole time she thinks its an average blowjob until the big finish
Cindy's mother asked her what happened? Cindy responded I told Ian I need to go to the dentist and get a tooth pulled. So Ian said I can save u some money and gave her the wisconsin tooth smasher
wisconsin tooth smasher by n8t-n February 20, 2011
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Saber tooth tiger 

A woman older than 80 who stalks men much younger than herself in order to quell a post-menopausal sexual arousal. A Saber tooth tiger is older than the puma, cougar, lioness, and jaguar.
" Lookout bra your lionesses looking more like a saber tooth tiger"

Black Tooth 

The best discord bot with 24/7 uptime!
Ayo, you don't have black tooth bot in your server? s h a m e
Black Tooth by BeastyHyper May 2, 2021

The Dirty Tooth Fairy 

The act of defecating into the pillow sheet of another person, due to extreme aggression, hostility, rage, or an attempt at a very funny practical joke.
Ryan snuck into Tyler's room and gave him the dirty tooth fairy.

sucking a tooth 

Metaphor describing a phenomenon that is inherently painful or repulsive, but from which the spectator can't turn away -- it's as compelling as sucking a tooth socket that recently had a tooth in it.
"Worst. Play. Ever."

"Why did you stay?"

"It was a like sucking a tooth that had just been removed -- I knew it was awful and would stay awful, but I just couldn't stop watching."

dig it out your tooth 

Slang, used as a dis or come back. As in to dig the shit out of ones tooth. Like quit talking shit bitch. Or as an encouragement kind of like brush your shoulders off.
1. Dig it out yo tooth asshole!
2. Bitch dig it out your tooth!

Or

3. Damn kid she was just a hoe dig it out yo tooth and brush that shit with some good toothpaste and move on.

Good on the tooth 

Good on the tooth
He loves his food. He’s good on the tooth.