Tomahawk

When someone shapes their hand to a flat surface, and then commences to slide it up someones legs and smack their ball sack, while yelling tomahawk.

I tamahawked brad last week, I dont think hes going to have any kids.

by Jim August 28, 2004

Toadally Awesome

#1: A gay pun made by Konami (creator of yugioh) to remind every faggoty nerd who plays yugioh to kill themselves.
#2: A derogatory term used for virgin card-playing nerds with no life who jack off to weeb shit.

I saw some faggot playing yugioh while watching weeb shit, and I told him he was Toadally Awesome!

by I Hate Angela November 20, 2016

Today years old

A thing millennials say to intentionally sound like they have damage in their Broca’s area

I was today years old when I learned this *left side of their face starts drooping*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 21, 2023

Today's Music

A common rant by internet users who bitch and whine about how today's music is 'shitty'. They fail to understand that everyone's music taste is different, and that it's another fashion. The phrase 'today's music' is commonly used by middle-aged people, but the younger generations also bitch and whine.

"I can't believe this is today's music! What happened to 80s music? Or (insert dead musician here)?! I can't stand this shit, even though I can just listen to my own music on youtube videos and download them, but I wanna bitch and whine because I'm old.

I can't believe a black man's president!!"

by IReallyWantAPineapple March 8, 2010

Tomal

An insanely simple person who always get fucked by others without no reason!!

John Doe just mate Tomal

by hawk_007 May 11, 2016

Stoma Toma

its where u stick ur penis in the hole of someones throat that smokes and had to get a voice box

i stoma tomaed jenny last night

by Petey @ Pete fat world May 13, 2005

dodge tomahawk

Stupid looking "concept" bike that will never go into production.
If dodge would stop smoking banana peels they would realise that a bike with a car engine only makes it that much heavier.Besides the stupid thing has four wheels so it aint a real bike

I was goin around the lake on my dodge tomahawk and i got laughed at so bad.They said hey why dont you put a 4 row radial aircraft engine on that thing THEN it would haul ass! AAAAAAA Ha ha ha ha cough cough.

MAN i felt like an idiot.

by crochrocket April 9, 2003