Jim: And let me tell you Larry, i buttered her twat toast all night long
Larry: Damnit Jim, all i ever get these days is some pasty ass.
Jim: It was great.
Larry: Damnit Jim, all i ever get these days is some pasty ass.
Jim: It was great.
by theonewhohasnolife June 30, 2009

When you pour syrup in her vagina and dip your french toast in it. After, always clean up by eating the syrup
by Hampton Grey April 3, 2021

by hiddenninja- January 8, 2014

by Jake Stowell April 25, 2006

Very similar to taxi for Brown and used in order to cover up and/or diffuse the situation of having released a quantity of noxious vapour from one's anal sphincter. However, should only be used in situations of extreme duress, possibly when there are visiting dignitaries or royalty present due to the seriousness of bringing up Her Majesty's name in vain.
4th Archduke of Wilmington - "My word what is that foul miasma in the air? I feel like my eyes are on fire!"
Wilde, raising glass - "Ladies and gentleman; a toast to the Queen."
Everyone - "The Queen!"
Glasses clink, situation diffused.
Wilde, raising glass - "Ladies and gentleman; a toast to the Queen."
Everyone - "The Queen!"
Glasses clink, situation diffused.
by Taylor Durden April 22, 2006

by mike rohn June 12, 2005

by Dmitriv October 3, 2003
