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Throat-Fuck Thursday

Getting your throat pummeled the first Thursday of every month
What should we do today?
Well it is Throat-Fuck Thursday
by Gp6373 February 5, 2022
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Thirsty Thursdays

One of the very few good things about dental school. Where cusps of carabelli go to get their groove thangs on once in a while on a thursday afternoon in the midst of friends, classmates, professors and of course a keg or two.
Poonam and Holly will get crazy at Thirsty Thursdays this month! Byahhh!
by Holly and Poonam October 13, 2006
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Thursdays

A slang term used to describe men and women of Asian decent. Usually used in conjunction with terms such as "dog eater," "cat eater," "cock fight," "chopsticks," "bad driving," and the expression: "Oh...Rearry?" The term was coined in Hollywood by The M of T and friends. The reason 'Thursday' became the slur was due partially to the Nagasaki atomic detonation of the "Fat Man" nuclear device on Thursday, August 9th, 1945, and the little know fact that the first official drivers license was issued to an Asian on a Thursday back in 1917 signaling the END of safe roads and highways in America. Thank God there were no cell phones back then. The rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties, as well.
Person 1: I hate dog eating Thursdays.

Person 2: Ret's go to Horrywood and get our drivers ricenses.

Person 1: Shut up Thursday, I hate you!

Person 2: Oh rearry?
by RedNeckZilla October 7, 2008
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Thurs

To Thurs is to ejaculate.

Originally coined in 2004 by a very strange NYU student who looked vaguely like a cross between Pauly Shore and Steve Gutenberg, you have to know from that alone that Thurs has its own set of almost nauseating connotations.

When Thurs is pronounced, it is to be pronounced with a lisp... Thurth... That alone lets you know how good it feels.
I am going to Thurs on your face/ hair/ back/ stomach/ bed/ sofa/ dog/ kitchen table/ ass/ mom/ eyes/ dignity/ carpet/ tissue/ roommate/

I Thursed all over this sweatshirt.

I was tryng to hold it but I Thursed all over myself.

Cummon baby let my Thurs in your mouth.

Bust a thurs?

Would you like sugar and thurs in your coffee?
by CALM and company November 30, 2006
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Thirsty Thursday

Much like “Titty Tuesday” or “Wet Wednesday” when themed selfies can be sent for a fun surprise to a friend or partner, “Thirsty Thursday” is when a selfie or picture is taken while giving a blow job.
Let’s take a Thirsty Thursday photo. Drop your pants.
by DDDDaring August 7, 2019
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lesbian thursday

(n)
The day between Wednesday (see also: wasted wednesday) and Friday (see also: fucked-up friday) when many lesbians seek out two well-trained, willing, and voluptuous prostitutes named Muffin and Trixie.
Random man: Are those two lovely ladies on the streetcorner lesbians?
Random man's wife: No, they're only 1/7 lesbian. And since it's a lesbian Thursday, I'm about to go have a very good time with them! ; )
by That Dark Haired Chica January 5, 2005
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Fucking Fit Thursday

Also known as "FFT." Have you ever noticed that people tend to work out on Thursdays? Or maybe you yourself tend to work out on Thursdays. This phenomenon occurs because it's Fucking Fit Thursday. Every Thursday, your body sends out kinesthetic neurons to your muscles. Your muscles then begin to ache and twitch. This is because your muscles are craving the exercise. Once you begin to work out, you'll realize that your muscles are beginning to calm down and that your endorphines are at their peak. You will be able to work out for hours, but remember this only occurs on Thursdays.
Dude. It's Fucking Fit Thursday!
by I Use Steroids October 27, 2010
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