thoughtcrime

The crime named by an authority that claims, having a certain opinion or knowledge about something or someone is illigal.

Example:
It's forbidden to know or think of "a" or "b, c, ... " , 'cos this would be considered a crime.

or

An authority claims for any reasons 2+2=5 .
The fact that any devote subject thinks or knows 2+2=4≠5 is a thoughtcrime.

by In ☮️ we trust June 13, 2018

touchdalight

When someone is being real and you wanna compliment them

Wow you’re such a touchdalight

by Socixlclimbers May 9, 2018

touch plates

A sensual card game requiring one or more players to touch those plates, preferably hard plates, but don’t reject soft plates either. Have fun and be safe

Let’s play a nice game of touch plates

by Hard touch plates 🤫 February 25, 2020

Touch Trigger

This is a trigger reacted by touch. it can trigger ptsd, or anxiety/panick attacks. or even anger. This is commonly an in person trigger but it can also effect gameplays where you dont want anything to touch you. People have different reasons for having a touch trigger and thats their business.

example
"please, dont touch me. it makes me really really uncomfortable."
"oh shoot im so sorry. do you have a touch trigger?"

by G30rge ? July 22, 2021

Pillow Thoughts

Ideas before going to sleep that you realize are ridiculous the next day.

Dood 1- Damn i was sure i wanted to start selling coke today and get this benzo but i got mad shit to do.
Dood 2- Well maybe you should cut the pillow thoughts and get a jerb.

by Bilbo Illsaggins February 26, 2009

Kitten Toucher

Someone who is always touching a kitten, possibly in an inappropriate manor.

Man one- Tom Cruise is such a kitten toucher.
Man two- Ya he does it so much it might be considered harassment.

by SquirrelChoker1 August 5, 2009

colitis touch

Where everything you touch turns to shit

Man you had to see Joe,he had the colitis touch today and to top it off it's Monday

by Dr.Jeffery June 17, 2014