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thongs are boner machines
the thong gave all the horny men boners
by mAGIK bUS April 10, 2005
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Irritable Thong Syndrome (ITS)

The annoying discomfort resulting from your thong rubbing your booty the wrong way.
Lisa: “You don’t look happy, what’s wrong?.”

Cynthia: “I bought this lace-trimmed thong because it was really cute, but it’s giving me a terrible case of Irritable Thong Syndrome (ITS).”
by kraftgirl September 30, 2009
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Thong

Something stuck up your ass that seems to attract men. Often seen on hott women.
"Damnnn...shes lookin fine in that thong"
by Sarah Osgood October 20, 2003
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Thong Tan

A tan that you get on your foot that resembles a thong.

You get it from wearing your flip-flops too much in the sun. After you take you flip-flops off it your foot has a tan shaped like a thong.
*After going to the beach

Lizzy: Awww man, I just got a thong tan on my foot, nasty!!!

Mickey: Lucky for me I wore shoes to avoid getting a thong tan. Looks like a sexy tan, you got there.
by nosePIQ'r October 13, 2010
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Thorge

My Name ist THORGEEEEEEE!
I like Trains! My Name is THORGEEEEEEE!
by Börrrpe January 16, 2019
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thordain

a large burst of electric energy. similar to lightning.
'oh my bill, look at that massive thordain in the sky!'
by cobi ellisbury August 9, 2009
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Thor

Thor is a fictional character, a superhero that appears in comic books published by Marvel Comics. The character, based on the Norse mythological deity of the same name, is the Asgardian god of thunder and possesses the enchanted hammer Mjolnir, which grants him the ability of flight and weather manipulation amongst his other superhuman attributes.

Debuting in the Silver Age of Comic Books, the character first appeared in Journey into Mystery #83 (Aug. 1962) and was created by editor-plotter Stan Lee, scripter Larry Lieber, and penciller Jack Kirby. He has starred in several ongoing series and limited series, and is a founding member of the superhero team the Avengers, appearing in each volume of that series. The character has also appeared in associated Marvel merchandise including animated television series, clothing, toys, trading cards, video games, and movies.

The 2011 film Thor, based on the character and comic, was directed by Kenneth Branagh and starred Chris Hemsworth as Thor. Hemsworth reappears as Thor in The Avengers and Thor: The Dark World as a part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe franchise. Thor placed 14th on IGN's Top 100 Comic Book Heroes of All Time in 2011.
Like all Asgardians, Thor is incredibly long-lived and relies upon periodic consumption of the Golden Apples of Idunn to sustain his extended lifespan, which to date has lasted many millennia. Being the son of Odin and the elder goddess Gaea, Thor is physically the strongest of the Asgardians. If pressed in battle, Thor is capable of entering into a state known as the "Warrior's Madness" ("berserkergang" in Norwegian), which will temporarily increase his strength and stamina tenfold, although in this state he attacks friend and foe alike.
by The Centurion December 26, 2014
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