Man-thong

The condition when a man's underwear, usually briefs, have become so deteriorated on the back side that the material covering the ass cheeks has completely disintegrated leaving only the elastic band remaining. When exposed, the view from behind-to unwitting observers-appears like the wearer is sporting a thong.

Samantha: "I thought the plumber's crack was a nasty sight to witness. Yesterday, I saw a guy bend over at the gym revealing his man-thong."

Danielle: "Gross!"

by Perv Johnson February 28, 2011

Thong Girl

Thong Girl is a comics and film series created by Glen Weiss and Lucky Louie Productions. Thong Girl is a Nashville based superhero whose super power is shooting lasers out of her ass. Thong Girl's latest film is Thong Girl 4: The Body Electric.

WOW! Thong Girl took down drug dealers with her ass laser.

by BeardedNail June 24, 2011

Jeans and Thongs Kinda Guy

Jeans: Often in flare cut
Thong: Australian definition of
sandal, flipflop.
A jeans and thongs kinda guy is one who is concerned with current trends, and often is not interested in the fairer sex.

That guy Derrick is definately a jeans and thongs kinda guy

by mouse July 28, 2004

thong modeling

Posing, professionally or not, in a thong bathing suit or underwear.

After stripping to my thong, my partner insisted that I do a little thong modeling for her friends in the sitting room.

by sasgon October 13, 2008

Taylor Thong

When a girl's thong is sticking out of her jeans, and you just can't stop staring.

I turned around only to be distracted by a Taylor Thong that was brightly colored.

by The Best13 May 1, 2011

schlongs in thongs

An amusing way to refer to male transvestites and pre-op transexuals, in the same vein as other rhyming or alliterative means of alleviating the ridiculousness of encountering men who are so psychologically damaged that they believe they are actually women trapped in men's bodies, because no-one has bothered to explain to them that they have X and Y chromosomes whereas women have only X chromosomes, and that their assertion that they are female is therefore medically and scientifically impossible.

See also:
chicks with dicks, cocks in frocks, sluts with nuts, dames with dongs, women with wangs, girls with grapes, princesses with penises, mums with plums, lads in lingerie, gals with balls, boys with boobs

I have an annual subscription to Schlongs in Thongs.

by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011

Thong

simply the hottest piece of clothing a chick can wear. hott as hell.

take off the thong and lets see if it gets better.

by martin! April 9, 2006