thrifty thirds

To get busy with someone's lady bits right after the SECOND guy does. A degree beyond "sloppy seconds."

M: Imagine being the third wife in a polygamist family...You're not getting sloppy seconds, you're getting THRIFTY THIRDS!

B: Woah. Yeah...

by MazzaHelsing November 07, 2011

Clarke’s Third Law

Clarke’s Third Law is probably the best known and most widely cited of the three and states that “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Just as an aside the others are:
1. When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
2. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.

As far as that Malcolm is concerned just about any technology conforms to Clarke’s Third Law.

by AKACroatalin December 17, 2016

third red eye

Military slang for a bullet wound to the forehead.

The sniper gave Akhmed a third red eye from 900 yards!

by I, Wreckerrr February 03, 2016

Third from the left

Kim Seokjin a.k.a the Visual King, has now upgraded from car door guy to third from the left. Once again reaching out to random strangers just by having his amazing good looks. Stan talent. Stan Beauty. Stan the third from the left

You know him, you love him, it's the third from the left

by ARMYs<3 May 27, 2017

Sir Theodore the third

Some black dude with an Afro who doesn’t know the meaning of the words:
Baroque
Boondoggle

Fastidious

Sycophant

“You have been blocked you have been virtually blocked” -Sir Theodore the third

by AlmondTester January 04, 2021

friend third wheel

Like third wheeling a couple but so much worse because they're not actually in a relationship. You find yourself drifting apart from your best friend as they get a new bff even though they pretend you are still friends and try to keep up the pretence by inviting you with them sometimes. But even when you are with them you feel like they would be happier without you there. You wish your old bff friend would notice how you feel and you would become as good friends as you were before but inside you know that will never happen.

*you, your old bff friend and their new bff are walking together. There talking about plans for next weekend and what they did last weekend; neither of which you were are invited to* I feel like a friend third wheel right now.

by Oggi March 01, 2015

Americas Third Party

A completely online US political party. Promotes candidates through online videos, live webcasts and blog posts. Does not believe in "real world" activities like: debates, conventions, meetings or personal appearances of candidates.

A candidate of Americas Third Party just posted another video talking trash about Obama hoping it will go viral.

by Jon Spermheim January 28, 2012