zombie team

A hypothetical team incorporated into your zombie plan consisting of the people you know who would be the most beneficial in the event of a zombie apocolypse. People often considered for one's zombie team are resourceful, very fit, stealthy, not afraid of blood, and have easy access to weapons.
Benji Franklin: "Damn, look at that bully beat a helpless child with a baseball bat!"

G Wash: "I know. He'd be perfect in my zombie team."
by Dennis Erickson November 01, 2009
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Goon Zombie

A person usually male that can only think of gooning to celebs
fuck i love olivia so much i'm goon zombie
by RockyCanoa March 03, 2023
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Coffee Zombie

A person who is a zombie until s/he has had her/his morning coffee.
Lisa is really being cranky this morning. She must not have had her coffee. You know what a coffee zombie she is.
by PharmGirl99 August 18, 2011
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LCD Zombie

Students in a "smart" classroom with technology at their fingerprints who cannot break their zombie gaze from the LCD screen in front of them no matter how interesting the instructor may be.
My drafting teacher could cut off his right hand and those LCD zombies would never even look up from their screens.
by The Woodshop Teacher March 17, 2013
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Zombie Kraken

1) A near undefeatable monster of biblical proportions originating from the sea which can survive on land. The Zombie Kraken is capable of devouring the largest of ships and small towns with relative ease. Its quick temper and vengeful nature makes it a beast best avoided.

2) A rock band which documents the many adventures of the Kraken in its un-dead form.
“Here comes the Zombie Kraken! Better make like a tree.”
by KrakenFan September 29, 2012
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Zombie Relationship

A zombie relationship is what you get when the relationship has died, (and we all know you can't come back from the dead) but they try to make it work anyway.
Yeah Dan and Sarah just need to call it, their zombie relationship clearly isn't working.
by Lungenbrotchen April 04, 2019
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Zombie Pocket

A lifeless, non-interactive, just lies there and takes it, sexual partner.
Rachel is a zombie pocket. Might as well jump a corpse. But I still get a nut.
by Eaton Holgoode January 08, 2019
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