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Todd

A todd is Someone that often admires Another or notices Them in a positive fashion, but shows Thier emotions or feelings of said person in a passive fashion with the intent of a slight ruse by making things slightly more complicated for Them in Thier day to day lives, but as a some what twisted sign of respect, with a stupidly almost playful intent. Often a low IQ tactic used by shy, greedy and/or awkward personality types to hopefully garner some attention from that from which They notice while not having the nerve to engage in or play into Another for fear of looking bad in lieu of a lousy inferiority complex.

Similar to, but not quite a "buzzkill" but not nearly as extreme as a "wet blanket" though definitely on the very furthest edge of the umbrella. They have, in My opinion, a stronger (if any) intent to foster a decent rapport with that which whom They notice (assuming there isn't one already) which makes Thier motives far less toxic, but still frowned upon.
Eric: "Man Lansings girl Angela sure is something else."

Manny: "Heh. I'll say. Lucky guy. ^_^"

(Eric and Manny over hear Lansing and Angela speak)

Lansing: "Great party Mike! (Looking out the window) Hmmm. Looks like My car is double parked, even though there are plenty of empty spaces..."

Angela: "Isn't that Shawn's car?"

Lansing: "Yes. >_<"

Mike: "Again?! Yeah, but You know He's never been here for that long like ever. Even for parties. Probably just here to pick up some vicodin from Me... Doubt He'll be here for more than 10 minutes."

Angela: 'Heh, I had a feeling. Come on Lansing, Let's just enjoy Ourselves. :)"

Lansing: "Hahaha, yeah. You're right. ^_^ Anyways..."

*Meanwhile*

Eric: "Hmph, always with this guy double parking people, especially LaNsInG! :o"

Manny: "Yeah, especially Him and *hmh* Angela. ^^"

Eric: "I know right? What a todd. :/"
by 5753565645 May 19, 2024
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Todd Martinson

The act of being the most outstanding person in the room. Most of the time guys dislike him because their women are trying to hook up with him.
Man that party would have been pretty epic last night if Todd Martinson didn't take my lady home.
by King boogy December 12, 2023
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Todd

A Todd is a socially popular young male, skilled/sporty, who loves to show off. Todd will try to snatch anyones attention at every chance he gets. No matter how stupid/transparent he comes across to others, he will always think he's awesome. Yet, a Todd is still seen as cool and is somewhat admired by his peers. Whilst an individual Todd may be smart, when they are together as a group of Todds, they dial into one hive mind. There are 4 types of Todds. Typical King Todd might be captain of his sport team, boyish-atheletic attractive and slightly worshipped by his group of Todds. A King Todd isnt self-proclaimed. A Prince Todd however, is someone who tries incredibly hard to one-up King Todd. But, no matter how hard Prince Todd tries to up King Todd, he isnt able to. Prince Todd has a bigger ego than King Todd and comes across less cool/peng. After a Prince Todd, comes a Duke Todd who in certain ways has more in common with the King Todd. Duke Todds dont try as hard as a King or a Prince Todd might, but, they know that they are Todd. A Duke Todd is less ego-centric in his position then Kings and Princes. After a Duke Todd, comes Just Todds. These Todds, are still athletic/cool in some senses, but is not as attractive or outstanding as a Duke, Prince or King Todd. So, a Todd is a boy who is daring and at times silly and reckless. Todds will play dumb games/maybe ride scooters. Todds have bad music taste, but think theyre cool for listening to bad playlists. Watch out for Todds.
"See that that guy over there?"
"Yeah he is such a Todd."
by maliaispeng June 10, 2022
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Todd

Can be used as an adjective or verb similar to slay.
It can be used for anything any context
"hey, you're looking really todd today"
"omg thank you so much"

"You so todded that"
by carootz August 14, 2022
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Todd

Todd was not finished being made .
A Todd will never get hard to please a woman

Todd’s usually get drunk by just thinking about rum .
Todd’s usually look up to people called josh.

Todd’s want to become a josh even tho they can’t .

Todd’s aren’t funny or good looking.
Look at Todd trying to drink , omg he fell
by Luciferiq November 25, 2021
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Todd

Todd is a white guy name, that is fine for a last name but for a first name there is always a little something about him that you wonder. He could be good looking or just average, you may wonder if he's looking you up before and after you meet just a little too much. He may have nice eyes that are safe. He may be a comedian. He may be gender-fluid. He may be a stockbroker or teacher. He's usually not an athlete.

He may spike his hair with gel and probably will be a good listener. You should ask his middle name.
Todd is a nice guy that I met on Match.com
by I watch people souls November 23, 2021
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