Lemonade Squirts

Having unctrollable exertions of urine that can be very painful if the urination continues for too long of a time. This can also be compared to the 'trots'.

Yeah sorry man, I can't go out, I have the lemonade squirts.

by afablesotrue August 11, 2016

Squirt dirts

Ever think you’re gonna fart and suddenly a mudslide of shit drops down your leg? Ever pass gas in bed and shit all over your dog who was just laying under the covers keeping your ass warm? Need an excuse from your shitty ass job? Baby, you got the squirt dirts!

After getting my ass fucked from that hoe from bbrt, I now have the squirt dirts!

by Handyhomo February 25, 2019

back squirt

an audible and explosive shit

guy 1- “I beat my record longest back squirt after taco bell last night!”
guy 2- “awesome! i beat mine last week!”

by To it April 24, 2020

Hershey Squirt

A shit-fart.

Dude, I thought it was a fart but it was actually a Hershey Squirt!

by Missalimont May 21, 2018

No Squirt September

As boys have NNN girls have NSS.

Tanisha: Hey, Jane did you you pass the first day of No Squirt September?
Jane: No.

by obamaNiggerboy69420 February 18, 2021

Fat Squirt

Fat squirt is the female equivalent of a fat nut

Usually in response to attention

1.
Person 1: Dude, did you see I got 200 likes on my post?
Person 2: Fat squirt, am I right boys?

2.

Fuck yeah! #1 Fortnite victory royal, fat squirt gamers

by Agario and solitaire lover February 8, 2020

morning squirt

After waking up from a wet dream females have the urge to finger themselves and annihilate their clit causing them to squirt as much as they cried the night before due to her Pablo (find definition) ripping her pussy .

Girl; so turns out I'm officially a morning squirter. It felt amazing. I literally came all over my sheets after going through what seemed to be an exorcism.

by FaqErRytInLePuthy March 12, 2015