Q:Who was the first president of America?
A:Your Mum
Q:What is the 58th Pokemon in the Pokédex
A:Your Mum
A:Your Mum
Q:What is the 58th Pokemon in the Pokédex
A:Your Mum
by Your______________Mum March 02, 2018
When someone says something extremely funny and you can’t stop laughing so they say “mum died ” and then you instantly stop laughing.
Person 1:ahahahhahahahaha
Person 2:mum died
Person 1:*stops laughing immediately and pulls a straight face*
Person 2:mum died
Person 1:*stops laughing immediately and pulls a straight face*
by Shut up blud November 07, 2019
A teenage or young adult who is a single Mum. They have unprotected sex and claim that their child wasn’t planned but a unexpected miracle. They usually haven’t finished high school or have a job. They Love sitting on Facebook sharing posts, telling everyone one that their wrong and love writing about how they know who their real friends are because they put zero effort into their friendship but can’t admit it was their fault. They also love posting statuses about basic tasks they have completed like cleaning the house and post photos of their ‘photogenic’ kids who look like they have been possessed by statan.
by Dr. Brains April 03, 2018
The act of not responding when asked an important question, typically via email or voicemail. Often used in the hope that the problem will just go away.
by Mikee P March 27, 2008
The one woman /girl /lady / best friend any daughter should have . Will not cause heart break and is there for you .
by L.a.r.a April 12, 2018
by Kayinsane April 27, 2022