by The Birdwatcher March 23, 2003

1)A specimen that has over 6,000 hairs on its upper body, and flies very slow, seeing as though it is so hairy. The hair slows down the eagle's overall airspeed, making it the world's slowest, ugliest, animal...ever
2)Woman who doesn't shave her armpits and therefore never has a date.
2)Woman who doesn't shave her armpits and therefore never has a date.
1) The HAIRY EAGLE flew over me today and took a dump on my face. It was ugly and slow.
2) That chick is a HAIRY EAGLE. She doesn't shave her armpits and I shall therefore not date her.
2) That chick is a HAIRY EAGLE. She doesn't shave her armpits and I shall therefore not date her.
by Severus July 31, 2006

by Tom Pagut October 24, 2007

The act of placing both thumbs together with fingers extended like wings for “fingering” a female. Upon forming thumbs together the fingers are flapped like wings and a screeching eagle sound is made as you approach the vagina to enter with thumbs together. The thumbs form the eagle head and the fingers form the flapping wings.
Girl, spread them legs wide cause daddy is bringing the bald eagle in for a landing! (EAGLE SCREACHING FOLLOWS)
by Big Daddy Dandy Dan December 14, 2018

by john May 14, 2003

A good clothing store that mainly middle and high school kids in the suburbs wear. Some wear it to fit in with the crowd, and others wear cause they like it. It isn't a prep store some preps just happen to shop there. I happen to shop there and I'm not a prep and I like it.
by None of ur buisness January 11, 2008

When a girl passes out drunk, and you shave off all the hair on her head (this may be tougher on girls with facial hair) and jizz all over her bald head, Like a bald eagle, Madjestic in every way.
Me and Larry gave a girl The American eagle at D-mans party and ruined her life! It took her months to grow all that hair back!
by Philopean September 11, 2006
