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Go commit die

The worst thing to say to someone in roblox because it is the equivalent to go kill yourself.
Some kids figured out how to pass the censoring system by saying go commit die
by anonymous April 22, 2021
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Coochie Commitment

The male (hetero) equivalent of a “dick appointment”.
“Sorry bros, you’ll have to go on without me. I’ve got a coochie commitment with that girl from the health dept.”
by DiabloConQueso July 17, 2025
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Micro-Commitment Crisis

The sudden panic that hits when someone asks you to make a harmless, tiny decision, like choosing a pen color, picking a Spotify queue song, or deciding which side of a sandwich to eat first, and your brain temporarily shuts down as if you’re negotiating peace treaties.
“Bro asked me to pick a playlist and I had a full micro-commitment crisis.”
by yo.its.furk December 3, 2025
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Committed Campbell

The art of soiling oneself, when presented with the answer “no”
“Boyfriend wouldn’t let me drive his car home from a heavy nights drinking, so I pissed myself in the driver seat” - Now thats A Committed Campbell
by Robbie Codder January 1, 2026
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Commitment Whore

Someone who is desperate for meaningful/long lasting relationships and seeks them out.
Girl 1: “I’m talking to this new guy, I can see it lasting a long time!”
Girl 2: “you think every guy is the one, your such a commitment whore”
by BigBrownChungus March 8, 2025
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