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Toilet Tourist

One who goes out of their way to go to a different 'common' bathroom than normal due to how nasty the deposit will be.
Dude, do not use the bathroom in accounting. I had to be a toilet tourist after the trip to the all you can eat chinese buffet.
by JimBrewSki July 11, 2011
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toilet rodeo

The fine act of balancing while trying to fulfill your duties without causing a mess is Toilet Rodeo.
When the toilet seat had loosened and stability is compromised.
F#ck Me lasted up all the way until the wipe on toilet rodeo
by Rodeo Junkie June 2, 2016
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toilet scab

a hard piece of fecal matter that adheres on the side of the toilet.
"No matter how hard you piss on that toilet scab it never disappears"

poop staincrapdo doshitfecal
by Moshae Music June 9, 2010
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dick toilet

A dick toilet is a toilet with ample room for a man's package without risk of touching the internal filthy front area of the bowl with the penis knob. The dick toilet is generally oblong and highly comfortable.
Real estate agent: "Yes, so here's the 3 piece bathroom and..."
Duke: "Ya, I'm not buying this place"
Real estate agent: "Pardon me this is a lovely Victorian..."
Duke: "No Dick toilet bud, what do you want me to press my knob against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. I'm sorry sir, I say good day to you."
by The Duke28 August 23, 2011
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Corn in the toilet

It's the situation that takes place when you swallow corn or eat it partially...
It´s result is the appareance of corn seeds in the toilet as you take a dump which will mostly end up in disgust by the "creator".
This happens because the human large intestine can´t absorbe cellulose (Dietary Fiber), joining it with other waste products. Which simply end up in your toilet.
Person 1: Today I went to the bathroom and what I saw in the toilet disgusted me...
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: I really saw what I eat yesterday, corn with eggs, I saw the corn in the toilet.
Person 2: Ewwww
Person 1: (Lol)
by Andrestor July 5, 2008
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Toilet Hugging

V. To become intoxicated, drunk, enough that one must "hug" the toilet while vomiting.
She was so drunk last night! She was toilet hugging until five in the morning, dude.
by Mandrew! July 30, 2008
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toilet licker

A fisher guid who catches no fish
Captain craw dad is a toilet licker
by Also5 November 19, 2017
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