astro kiss

An astro kiss is the result of someone inadvertently sitting their “ass” too far back on the toilet leaving a brown “kiss” mark in the outer-space of the seat.

I was going to use the gas station restroom until I saw that the last person left an astro kiss.

by General Anesthesia November 24, 2017

basement kisses

Term used for oral sex.

"My wife and I were in bed, and she gave me basement kisses!"

by Jak Gof May 26, 2020

Grinch kiss

When a person does a gi clean out for 2 days then eats only asparagus and water for 3 days (without pooping) and on Christmas morning that person poops without wiping, goes to their partner and smudge their green star cannon on their partners mouth.

My beautiful wife Karen gave me a grinch kiss for Christmas!

by Jane092413 December 15, 2021

firebutt kiss

butterfly kiss but on your butt.the fire part happens when you get it.it heats up things in bed.

joe wanted to give his girl a rim job but she refused so he gave her a firebutt kiss and she gave in.

by caitlinandchristian March 26, 2009

Viper's Kiss

When you take a shot of alcohol into your mouth and give somebody a kiss, sharing it.

Man, David's really feeling it today. He's had 8 shots and gave a chick a viper's kiss.

by goldteeth July 13, 2020

Suprise kiss

A turn on power move. When a girl is love with a guy so much, but none of them has amitted it, (or the guy doesn't know he's in love with her), the girl takes the boy and kisses the guy, leaving him with a suprised look.

In Spectacular Spider Tv Series, Gwen Stacey was going down the stairs of Peter Parker/Spiderman's steps (after Thanksgiving, and his Aunt May just came back from the Hospital), she walked back up the stairs and surprise kissed Peter. Leaving him with a dumbass surprissed look. Venom's voice said in his mind "We know who you love the most."
in Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, Juno Eclispe, fearing she would never see Galen Marek again (Vader's former apprentice), who was going to confront Vader, she kissed him, he showed his suprised by raising his arms half way in the air, then continued in the kiss.
George Lopez is suprise kissed by his wife's Sister in "A Kiss is Just a Kiss."

by The_Jedi_Knight January 27, 2009

Opulent Kiss

Term used on Internet message boards to describe somebody who tries to impress by making up stories to mask the fact they're actually very sad and live with their mother.

He said he'd had three children and made his first million by the age of sixteen, but we discovered he was a lonely 43 year old in a council house and it was just an opulent kiss.

by patrick von fortingham February 9, 2005