Jamaican buttcrack

The act of grabbing someone's neck and bashing their head so hard against the wall the head splits open.

"I killed him with a Jamaican buttcrack!!"

by Jamaican asscrack August 18, 2025

Jamaican Blood Transfer

When a man takes a large knife and shoves it up a Vigina he then twists the knife until a good amount of blood gets around her and on the knife. Then he takes the Blood-Soaked knife and shoves it up his Dickhole so a lot of her blood gets inside of him.

I had the best Jamaican Blood Transfer (JBT) last night! Your mom was Tight!

by UberWafflezz November 18, 2011

yellow jamaican

when you make a drink 50% hot chocolate 50% vodka.

Hey George can you snag me a yellow Jamaican.

by Owen Wrong January 29, 2021

Jamaican Milkshake

Two people, any gender, typically experimenting in Scatophilia or Coprophilia are the type to participate. The practice involves both partners on hands and knees facing their butts together. One partner squirts preferably liquid feces into the others booty hole. Then the partner shall twerk till mixed.

oh you booked the Sandles hotel for your honeymoon? Will you dabble in the Jamaican Milkshake for the occasion?

by eiboobyknits0003 May 7, 2023

Jamaican standoff

A dispute between two people or two groups that is settled by smoking marijuana. marijuana, weed, doobie, blunt, ganja, Mary Jane, cannabis, joint, reefer, Mexican standoff

Our frat got together to confront the frat at the other school over who gets the best seats at the college football game. Instead of a fist fight, we had a Jamaican standoff and a keg. It's all good.

by joecoolthefool June 20, 2016

Jamaican Plane

Our favorite person in the entire world. Derived from the acronym "JP", which comes from the name J. Porter. Ms. Porter is known for her specialty in traumatizing unsuspecting children within her dance studio. To cover our tracks while speaking of her, the director of her ballet program invented the name "Jamaican Plane".

"Oh no, here comes Jamaican Plane."
"Jamaican Plane went crazy during rehearsal last night."

by lollllllllllllllllllllllllllol April 24, 2022

Jamaican bubblebath

When two or more individual(s) drink laxatives and defecate in a bathtub half filled with water

“Later on me and bob are going to have a Jamaican bubblebath”
“Sounds good, can i join in? I haven’t had a shit in days”

by Goonmasted52 April 13, 2025