Greasy Salamander

The act of egging a house or other dwelling. The term originated in the town of Mapleton, Iowa, where it is commonly used in, among other areas, to this day.

Let's pull a greasy salamander on Ricardo's house tonight!

by JackTheSnackEater November 14, 2011

Greasy Horse

1) A hockey player for the Vancouver Canucks, sometimes referred to as "Sopel" who doesn't cut his hair (or wash it).
2) Anyone who follows the ways of definition #1

1) GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE!
2) Hey check out that greasy horse!... Ha ha ha!

by Bubs May 5, 2003

greasy TNT

A skanky whore who stinks up the internet instead of doing housework. Contact with this nasty bitch should be avoided at all costs. She is an ass-munching freak.

Greasy is the biggest skankiest nut-wad ever.

by mamadred April 15, 2005

Greasy Canadian

A sexual interaction when the male rubs his head of hair on a girls moist vagina. Then stands up and says "feels good, eh?"

Used in foreplay.

Dude, i totally pulled a greasy canadian with becky. And i was greasy enough to make a mohawk!

by teavepeware69 July 19, 2010

Greasy Spoon

When your girl gives you a Hot Richard and shits a little. After which you don't want to embarrass her so you soak up the frog soup between your bodies and sheets.

A greasy spoon happened while we were spooning.

by Adultie January 11, 2018

Greasy Fingers

Someone who takes screen protectors off iPhones and updates them without people’s knowledge.

Ol’ Greasy Fingers got ahold of my phone again.

by Salamander2718 September 20, 2018

Greasy Stovepipe

When you roll your dick in bacon grease, sprinkle it with rust and then shove it down your woman's throat before she makes you pancakes with Log Cabin brand Maple Syrup.

"Took that girl I met to woods for the weekend."
"Did you get lucky?"
"She didn't. But I did, gave her a greasy stovepipe."

by What's that guy's name? January 4, 2021