Shitter than Lava

A situation where something truly bad happens, and the only way to articulate this - is to liken it to falling in the lava, when playing Mario Kart.

Mate, I heard about some dude crashing into your car. That's shitter than lava.

by Kevlagu June 8, 2010

sweeter than chocolate

Alisa Aydin

You know you're sweeter than chocolate?

by lawlzorz. October 21, 2010

eyes bigger than belly

When someone takes too much food, which is more than they're able to eat, so they cannot finish it all off.

Typically as a result of people attending a help-yourself style buffet or pub carvery.

I can' finish this ice cream cake, guess I have a case of eyes bigger than belly.

by Online Fan February 2, 2017

nuttier than squirell shit

Off the wall, to the extreme, maximum levels. Usually in a negative context....Pay attention "USUALLY".

This guy sat near me on the train, had this outfit on that was nuttier than squirell shit, man was it jacked!

by wilddogjoe October 5, 2011

dumber than a box of rocks

when ur pretty dumb. my mom says this to me all the time.

Ur dumber than a box of rocks
-what?
shut up dumbass

by barbarino April 18, 2005

Cooler Than Being Cool

Ice cold.

(see song "Hey Ya" by Outkast).

What's cooler than being cool? ICE COLD!!

by useful idiot January 4, 2005

lower than a snake's belly

A snake's belly slides right along the ground as low as any animal can get.

His reputation was lower than a snake's belly.

by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006