emergency alert system

That fucking bullshit that wakes you the fuck up while having a good nights sleep. It fucking ruins your day and you never turn on the TV ever again.

Person wakes up: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE
Fucking Emergency Alert System: BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

by jellyfish bish December 24, 2021

System32

A folder in the directory C:\Windows. It contains the drivers and startup information and other important stuff required to run Windows on your computer. If you delete it your computer will get bricked (turned into a useless brick).

P1: Hey, that geek told me to delete "system32". He says it's gonna make your computer faster. He even gave me the command line, whatever that is.

P2: Dude, please. You'll brick your laptop if you delete it.

by ai.02 November 27, 2012

system

another word for 'body'

the more drinks in your system, the harder the fight!

by DJ S August 15, 2004

metric system

1.A communists way of measuring
2.A threat to the U.S.A.

`Stalin:I love the metric system
Jesus:I hate it`

by Czar Choi July 7, 2008

systematic relocation of the underlings

The process by which Overlords relocate underlings to differet locations in an organized fashion

The slave trade was a systematic relocation of the underlings

by Arturus Rex September 5, 2003

system requirements

What attributes your computer must have to be able to run or install a program, eg. hard drive space, RAM, processor speed, etc.

The system requirements for this game is 128MB RAM, 400MHz processor, and 1GB of free hard drive space.

by Isi Oamen February 8, 2004

jewish filing system

The term given to the practise of accepting documents for storage (or further reference) when in fact they are just thrown into a pile that is discarded after a few weeks.
Usually the jewish filing system is put into use when documents are "too important" to immediately throw away but aren't important enough to sort for retrieval (as nobody ever asks for them)

The accounts department wants us to keep taxi receipts for possible later use? Sounds like a waste of time, I'll use the jewish filing system"

by squeaker4x August 16, 2010