Spanking the Jellyfish

Masturbating

Holy shit dude, my mom almost walked in on me spanking the jellyfish!

Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!

by CR24 September 1, 2009

sport stacking

An awesome sport where you stack cups up and down in a particular way. Only done by awesome people that have awesome speed, awesome hand eye co-ordination, and most of the time no life. The less of a life you have, the better you are.
People that can't do sport stacking just dis the people that can because they're jealous and claim they sped the video up.
Somebody that does sport stacking is called a "Stacker"

Stacker: My record in sport stacking is under 7 seconds!

Jealous guy: Yeah right, prove it

Stacker: Sure (does it in under 7 seconds)

Jealous guy: ...you sped it up.

by Simoneister December 19, 2008

spanking the monkey

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Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.

by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018

skanking

1/Stealing, theiving something, or getting something off someone for free
2/ (real definition :) ) Type of dance... Dancing to ska music!! no other definition is good enough. as we do it, its crazy madness of swinging your whole body to the music, kicking your legs like and irish jig. we call it the "rock city Ska". Man, Ska rocks :D

"Play some Ska, Dick!!"
*plays*

*Skanking commences*

"woo!!!"

by PantsTheif April 17, 2004

Spanking the Camel

The act of slapping a pack of cigarettes against your palm to tamp the tobacco down into the cigarettes. By tamping the tobacco down in this way the tobacco is packed more tightly for a longer and smoother smoke.

Jack had just bought a pack and was spanking the camel, when Jill came up and bummed a smoke off him.

by bobthecopywriter February 5, 2010

social Stalking

Looking act someone without having the nerve to actually go up and say hello.

Quit social stalking that "big beefy" boy at the gym already.

by Marty October 1, 2003

Alabama Standing Screw

Allegedly originated in the dirty south. A sexual position in which the male stands on the floor, and the female lays spread eagle on the bed, allowing for maximum pounding and leg thrusts. See also Kentucky Leg Dangle.

I gave her the Alamaba standing screw, and now she walks with a limp.

by Blavatsky January 6, 2005