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Swocket

Swocket is the gay ship between two characters from PHIGHTING!: sword and rocket

It’s a really peak ship and they should kiss🌹🌹🌹
Swocket is my favourite ship
by Clydesdeadmom_ August 24, 2025
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Stoketistics

False statistics created for the effect of soliciting a reaction.
Crime is lower here than ten cities in red states. He’s just using stoketistics to push his crappy agenda!
by DaWisest September 11, 2025
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Socket clogging

The disturbing act of shoving one’s flaccid member into the eye socket of a skull (preferably deceased, ideally not your grandma), in a misguided attempt at arousal or dominance over the laws of nature. A horrifying blend of disrespect, imagination, and poor life choices.
My mate unearthed my dead grandma’s skull, dangled his limp todger into her eye socket, and then, through sheer force of mental focus managed to get a stonking erection. Said he was ‘reconnecting with family.’ We haven’t invited him round since. Hence being defined as socket clogging
by Salad pants October 11, 2025
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Stockerjocker

Someone who stalks you to find out who dating just so they can jock them with hopes and intent to pull them
So tired of these stockerjockers always after my man
by 209erbiitch October 26, 2025
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Stockton Glass Cleaner

When you are getting head, and before you finish you pull out and nut on her glasses. You then proceed to use your dick as a windshield wiper and smear the cum all over her glasses.
Katie kept her glasses on in bed last night so I gave her the Stockton Glass Cleaner.
by Mega mine 209 October 30, 2025
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Stockton VEZ

(Vent, enter, zyn) The action of popping a zyn in a woman’s vagina from your mouth, fucking her, and then searching the vagina with your tongue until you find the zyn and putting it back in your lip, allowing both parties to catch the ULTIMATE buzz.
I finally convinced my girl to try the Stockton vez with me. We both erupted.
by Mega mine 209 November 14, 2025
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Stockton Syndrome

The inability to see through your own ego no matter the expert advice or common sense being presented to you. Named after Richard Stockton Rush, the CEO of Oceangate.
Don't waste your time explaining that to him, he's got Stockton Syndrome.
by Lectro December 18, 2025
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