The Cleveland Steamer, contrary to popular belief, is not the act of defacating on your partner's chest before, during, or after sex. The true Cleveland steamer is the act of filling a large, deep bowl with feces and microwaving it untill it is steaming hot, and then having sex with it, usually resulting in extreme pain and sever burns.
by FatManJ August 22, 2006
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Wake up sleepy head\
Rise and shine bright morning day\
Hey! who crapped on me?\
Wake up sleepy head\
Rise and shine bright morning day\
Hey! who crapped on me?\
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The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.
I met her in a bar, we went back to hers, and upon turning the light on i noticed she had plastic sheets, inquisitive at first i carried on. There was some foreplay and then she shat on my chest. She asked me afterwards if i enjoyed the cleveland steamer.
by James 'Cleveland' Purchase December 13, 2008
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Get the Cleveland steamer mug.when you take a dump on someone's chest and rub it in like a steam roller, moving ur ass back and forth on her chest.
by jzelen November 16, 2007
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Try to use heavy duty plastic wrap when giving a Cleveland Steamer- unless the recipient doesn't mind a little corn in their diet.
by Watertown Hero March 26, 2009
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