pizza stain

the National Defense Service Medal/Ribbon, so named because it's the first award anyone receives - due its only requirement being that one must be in the military during a time of war - and its yellow and red color scheme makes it look like a nice glob of cheese and sauce on an otherwise bare uniform.

He's been in the Corps for two years and all he has is a pizza stain? Super REMF.

by SemperFlydelis October 1, 2010

Stalin

1. A crazed douche whose country would have been better off under Hitler.

2. His hatred of capitalism can be traced to the fact that he lost his nads to an industrialized blender mistaking it as a pleasuring machine.

3. A man who blamed communism's failure on perceived "rich" people or upper class, and measured Russia's success in the amount of "bourgeious" killed.

Secretary: How many did you kill today Stalin?
Stalin: Only 3,000. Hey. It's been a stressful day.
Secretary: You're losing it.

by Eric927 April 26, 2007

stained glass ass

A fundalmentalist that tries to force there belief on other people.

No matter what that stained glass ass says I know that the bible is better not taken literally.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 22, 2009

jizz stain

1. A visible stain left by semen on an object
2. An insult for an undesirable person

1. Jessica had a jizz stain on her dress
2. Anthony is such a jizz stain

by ferty20 October 20, 2005

shaving sex

To shave a womens arse whilst fucking her

whilst we fuck can i shave your arse

by little tit of the internet October 30, 2003

Savin

1. Something or someone very hot.
2. The epithimy of coolness

Dude that is SO Savin

by sam December 9, 2004

Love Stains

When a guy gets cum all over a piece of furniture.

"Hey man, thank's for letting me borrow your car last night! Oh...here's 50 bucks."

"....uh...what's the 50 for? You're my bro, it's free" he says, giving back the $50.

"You'll find out in a second, thanks again!"

"...OK..."
he goes back to his car.

"WTF!?! He cummed all over the bitch in the front seat!?! Awwwwwww hell naw! $50 won't cover these love stains!!!"

by Lana lana LANA December 9, 2008