Fat Squirt

Fat squirt is the female equivalent of a fat nut

Usually in response to attention

1.
Person 1: Dude, did you see I got 200 likes on my post?
Person 2: Fat squirt, am I right boys?

2.

Fuck yeah! #1 Fortnite victory royal, fat squirt gamers

by Agario and solitaire lover February 8, 2020

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back squirt

an audible and explosive shit

guy 1- “I beat my record longest back squirt after taco bell last night!”
guy 2- “awesome! i beat mine last week!”

by To it April 24, 2020

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squirt the weasel

take a piss. Especially on the female side and when she doesn't shave her vajajay.

Sandrita needed to squirt the weasel because she drank too much Dr. Pepper

by crudmonkey April 25, 2020

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Slap Squirt

The motion of a girl slapping her vagina while squirting.

Jimmy likes it when his girlfriend Slap Squirts.

by Chatteh October 23, 2012

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side squirt

1. (n.) those who you are having sexual relations with on the side, aside from your main squeeze.

2. (v.) the act of being a side squirt.

1. My main squeeze Chelsea was at work this weekend so I called up my side squirt for some weekend lovin.

2. I'm going to side squirt later cause Dave's idiot girlfriend Chelsea is at work.

by whitecocobella November 20, 2011

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