shipping-shock

The opposite of "sticker-shock" --- it's what you feel when you are all ready to happily send in an online order to a company that offers its merchandise insanely cheaply, only to then nearly have your eyebrows fly off when you see the astronomically-outrageous postage and handling fee that they wanna charge you to ship said order... THAT'S how they are making their profits!

U.S. Plastics may indeed have fantastically low prices on many of its products, but it's the shipping-shock that'll kill ya.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

Slipping

Slipping is when you caught someone lacking

„I’ll hid the wet sign just to catch them slipping“ - BlueFace ,2018

by Yayeetyaa November 18, 2018

Squirting season

January 1st to March 1st of every year. The proper season to make your lady squirt like Old Faithful.

When Tom was finger blasting his old lady during squirting season, she hit his face with pussy juice like and exploding fire hydrant.

by Mike&tom December 5, 2018

shkipping

The art of skipping school, mash those two words together, and it becomes...SHKIPPING.

Person 1: Yo where were you yesterday, i didn't see you at all
Person 2: Dude i was shkipping class

by hi im mist December 22, 2018

Squidding

Skwidd-ihng
1: A substitute for kidding
2: A synonym for freaking

You've got to be SQUIDDING me!

by B!zzl3ch@p May 17, 2019

Squamping

When the male anus pulsates from irritation and the inner anal cavity becomes exposed out side of the person’s body.

I fucked my twink’s tight ass so hard and rough, his asshole began squamping with my cum.

by DamnSheThicc October 24, 2019

Shipping Nuts

The act of cuming out of at least a second story window and a girl catching it in her mouth

Mom: Honey its time for supper
Son: Not now mom I wont be done shipping nuts till sunrise

by Nofuckyoufuckyoufuckyou May 15, 2020