Yo sup, pop a squat and have a burger.
Principal: You are being unimaginably badly-behaved.
Me: Pop a squat in yo office and get off my back, foo.
Principal: You are being unimaginably badly-behaved.
Me: Pop a squat in yo office and get off my back, foo.
by Alex Nichols June 3, 2005
Get the pop a squatmug. Sexual gratification derived from a fully dressed adult squatting in a pie and wiggling around while crying.
Synonymous include Boston cream splat, Dutch apple ass, fullmoon moon pie, and Hoboken squat cobbler.
Synonymous include Boston cream splat, Dutch apple ass, fullmoon moon pie, and Hoboken squat cobbler.
by JWSmythe September 1, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. by Evy89 June 22, 2019
Get the Thot Squatmug. When a man sits in pie, and wiggles around. (Usually while filmed, for enjoyment of fetishists.) Varieties may be known as Hoboken squat cobbler; Full moon moon-pie; Boston creme splat; Simple Simon the ass-man; Dutch apple ass. A crybaby squat includes crying.
by Slippin' Jimmy September 3, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. When you bare ass sit on top of a pie and wiggle around. Tears may or may not be included. Also known as a Boston cream splat.
by Butteater637 July 10, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. Thots who crouch in group pictures, to make themselves look small and cute, even though they are wearing heels.
Squat Thots also typically complain that men are too short, despite them wearing heels.
Squat Thots also typically complain that men are too short, despite them wearing heels.
"See by the bar over there? Group Photo? A whole Squad of Squat Thots. Why the fuck do they do that?"
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Get the Squat Thotmug. My French wife was so excited after watching Europe win the Ryder Cup, we went straight upstairs, and she gave me a Fleetwood squat.
by Powerfulgood September 30, 2018
Get the fleetwood squatmug.