Skip to main content

spftsoom

meaning: someone please fuck the shit out of me , often used by whores
“spftsoom”
bet ;”
“;”
by amonguscumballs June 1, 2022
mugGet the spftsoom mug.

sputterbutted

When you have to take a dump really bad and barely make it to the toilet in time and let loose all at once and it's wet and splashes all over the sides of the toilet bowl with a loud noise and sticks to the sides and takes several flushes to make it dissappear.
I'll wait until I get home and use my own bathroom. Someone sputterbutted all over the place in this one.
by Styx Madf June 9, 2022
mugGet the sputterbutted mug.
Related Words
spuft spufteock spunt sputnik spuff spuffy sput sputch spurtle Spurt

Sputnik Milf

There is a plenty suburbs and boroughs in post-soviet countries that are called 'Sputnik' in the name of the first artificial Earth satellite. There are many drunken and funny milfs walking here and they looks like weird due to their overmakeupping. So if someone is overdozened with cosmetiques and make up and drunken or looks like drunken and not young , so she/he could be called like Sputnik Milf
- What's wrong with that woman?
- ???
- She has two pairs of lips: own and drawn makeup one!
- OMG! SHE IS SPUTNIK MILF!
by KlausBorski June 17, 2022
mugGet the Sputnik Milf mug.

Spaftas

A team of sexually driven superheroes who's aim it is to spaff (cum) on every villain (consenting or not) in their local area, or somewhere they can get to easily by train.
‘The Spaftas are coming (cumming)!’
by Mr. Spiffles September 6, 2022
mugGet the Spaftas mug.

Spunt

i done spunt 3000$ on the instrument.
by Biggus Nibbis September 28, 2022
mugGet the Spunt mug.

sputter

When attempting to ejaculate but nothing comes out.
Guy 1: Dude, I haven't come in days, my dick's just been sputtering

Guy 2: Ay, no worries, let me help
by levi_eat_world November 7, 2022
mugGet the sputter mug.

sputnikas

An asian with problems
Sputnikas never touched a girl
by Ugne karavauskienė December 13, 2022
mugGet the sputnikas mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email