look spread

The difference between a couples rate out of 10.
Ex. A couple. Hot girl 10 ugly guy 2. Look spread of 8.

A couple composed of a hot girl thats a 10 and ugly guy thats a 2 would have a look spread of 8. The lower the better for the couple.

by BIG NICK123 March 18, 2015

Clam spreading

A female taking up a “man spreading” pose.

I was on the metro and just needed room, yup, I had no choice. Clam spreading (group of women high fiving)!

by psychodynamic santa November 6, 2017

Chestnut spread

Placing premature ejaculation on the chest of an individual performing fellatio on you in a Christmas themed environment

I was so excited when the Mariah Carey Christmas song came on, while standing under the mistletoe, I lasted only a couple of seconds before giving my partner an untimely chestnut spread thus ruining her already ugly Christmas sweater.

by Crockoli4 November 30, 2017

the spread of dread

An action you take when you fart. It is done by spreading the butt cheeks out so air can flow through without a sound.

"It Smells! Looks like somebody used the spread of dread."

by littledicktrip January 14, 2018

Tuna Spread

When a girl sticks her finger(s) through her folds of her labia or all the way into her vagina and then smears the risidual batter on a guy OR girl’s mustache area/upper lip.

Guy says, “I was standing in a bar, when Kelly came up behind me and gave me a tuna spread; I think she really likes me.”

by Skysanteni June 5, 2018

Smoosher spreader

The utensil you use to spread bbq sauce on the meat. Is that an Oregon thing or a bonk thing

I used the smoosher spreader to spread the sauce on the chicken.

by Urban for life June 27, 2018

Avacado Spreading

Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces and cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but you dont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.

Hey man, this chick turned me onto avacado spreading, it's done wonders for my outlook on life.

by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018