Spaffwaffle

Someone who likes the sound of their own voice, nonsense lies and repeated mumbo jumbo fall freely from ones mouth with the inability to stop and then it just keeps going because someone some where is watching or listening. Hopefully...

Did you see ( ???) interview the other day what spaffwaffle he was spewing this time.

by Rainyrainbow February 15, 2025

spaffbucket

A promiscuous woman, will sleep with anyone, really cheap, often found in Wetherspoons

Man 1: Oh man, check her out over there, look at that ass!

Man 2: Oh, dude, not her, shes a right spaffbucket, she sucks dicks round the back of spoons for a baggy.

by TopicopediaPodcast March 18, 2025

Spaffed

To ejaculate and or produce semen via the shaft of the penis all over a person or surface.

I just spaffed on your face.

by lilwheeler420 January 7, 2026

As spaffed as a puffin

Very dead; as dead as a dodo

The old sea captain was as spaffed as a puffin

by The CCM June 15, 2022

Wacky Spaffy

Beating a women while cumming.Hippy Style

Let’s do the Wacky Spaffy

by JDCxz October 27, 2023

Scaffizzle

Sam Scaff my Softball teaser shes like Prepizzle puts the tease on and walks away with the cash (refer back to Prepizzle)

Yo Scaffizzle...GO PLAY WITH DEM SOFTBALLS!

by Brandon the Pimp Daddy Mack June 9, 2003

shaffodd

Shared High Adrenalin Frequent Fear of Death and Dismemberment; acronym; exclamatory military term occasionally used by cops and gangstas to express sudden realization of being adrenalin tipsy due to a close death experience or anticipation; originally coined in the military during the Korean Conflict to avoid outright obscene exclamations. Emphasis is on the second sylable.

"Shaffodd, man! You nearly took us out!"
"That was a shaffodd experience, dude!"

by Shawn Vernon December 10, 2008