Soft Gatekeep

saying something sucks so people will lost interest in it

“I tried that sushi spot Kevin said suck the other day and it was really cheap and good he soft gatekeeping us”

by RicoShlong January 27, 2022

SOFT MILKSHAKE

a blow job on a not erect penis

How was your date with Sally last night?
It was ok, she wasn't really hot so she gave me a soft milkshake

by softmilkshake December 17, 2017

Soft tomato

Unlikeable, stale, boring, not fun to be around

Melanie quit being such a soft tomato!!

by Grod1 January 18, 2016

soft five

1. what a man has, when he's both a grower AND a shower (i.e. not YOU, shorty!)
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.

1. That nigga's gotta soft five, no wonder I can't compete!
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 18, 2018

Soft soaped

One who ejaculates when the penis is flacid i.e Soft soapin

"Man that bitch was so hot I soft soaped"

by Ty Baker November 5, 2011

soft doggin it

The act in which you orgasm in a promptly manner and continue to have intercourse with your flaccid penis.

You cant be soft doggin it if your hung like a lightswitch.............just saying

by turdfergason January 28, 2016

soft dyke

A 'soft dyke' is a lesbian that is inbetween being butch and femme, so a typical soft dyke would kind of look masculine with their style but retain feminine appearance (e.g longer hair, chapstick, clear nail polish, feminine shoes, etc.).

"oh wow, check out that soft dyke"

by fafsafs May 30, 2014