Soft Gatekeep

saying something sucks so people will lost interest in it

“I tried that sushi spot Kevin said suck the other day and it was really cheap and good he soft gatekeeping us”

by RicoShlong January 27, 2022

Soft-roader

A 4wd that is not intended to be taken off road, contrary to it's ride height and stated ability.

Guy 1: Dude, check out the monster 20inch rims on that truck!

Guy 2: Total soft-roader.

Look at that soft roader going past - looks like it's gonna tip over going around the corner.

by Archetypicalone April 13, 2011

soft wrap

When you wrap a gift with wrapping paper that typically requires a box, but don't have one.

Mom! We don't have a box for this Christmas Sweater i'm giving Dad. I guess i'll have to soft wrap if with the wrapping paper and tape.

by ProfessorSnuggles April 3, 2016

SOFT MILKSHAKE

a blow job on a not erect penis

How was your date with Sally last night?
It was ok, she wasn't really hot so she gave me a soft milkshake

by softmilkshake December 17, 2017

Soft-ghost

Like ghosting, except instead of completely dropping communication, decreasing communication by around 99%

“Ugh, mark is totally soft-ghosting me. We used to constantly talk daily, now he only sends me like one snap a day.”

by Miabia October 15, 2021

Walk soft

Take it easy;to be gentle and humble.

I try to walk soft and not rock the boat.

by John Kitus February 19, 2012

soft five

1. what a man has, when he's both a grower AND a shower (i.e. not YOU, shorty!)
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.

1. That nigga's gotta soft five, no wonder I can't compete!
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 18, 2018